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Re: JC's Rolodex of Love.

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ExProJailbait wrote:I hope that's not what that means lol.
It means he got fisted.... with a ham...



It REALLY means he's clumsy.
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TorresLLNM wrote:
ExProJailbait wrote:I hope that's not what that means lol.
It means he got fisted.... with a ham...



It REALLY means he's clumsy.
Oh ok, I like the first one more though.
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me 2...i mean cmon ham fisted is my new phrase of the week...
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Bro-Scro wrote:me 2...i mean cmon ham fisted is my new phrase of the week...
Seconded.
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TorresLLNM wrote:
RayWen wrote:They're doing the "electric chair" wrong...

...A TENS unit with one contact pad behind the balls and another just above the clit is much more effective...
A TENS unit dulls sensation by shocking the pain receptors in nerve endings. Which is why it's used as a therapy for chronic pain in certain nerves. If you tried that with a TENS unit it, you wouldn't feel very much unless you connected it to a car battery.
Depends on the frequency applied. I had (have? It might be around here somewhere) one, specifically for making muscles contract and release, which improves muscle tone.

I haven't personally used it for sexual purposes, but I did date a few women who got a kick out of it. (Obviously, I've since thrown those particular pads away.)
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iblis wrote:Depends on the frequency applied. I had (have? It might be around here somewhere) one, specifically for making muscles contract and release, which improves muscle tone.

I haven't personally used it for sexual purposes, but I did date a few women who got a kick out of it. (Obviously, I've since thrown those particular pads away.)
The one for making muscles contract is a different unit I believe. TENS units are used to, well, basically to overload nerves and dull sensations of pain due to nerve damage.
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TorresLLNM wrote: The one for making muscles contract is a different unit I believe. TENS units are used to, well, basically to overload nerves and dull sensations of pain due to nerve damage.
From personal experience (but sadly not sexual) TENS are also used to stimulate nerves and when attached to damaged nerves, they hurt like hell.

On the sexual side, we saw a demonstration once with an insertable where it triggered the muscles that are associated with the female orgasm (kegel muscles).
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This thread is making me hot
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Kinda like a taser dildo. Let the cops play with that one... It would be on par with a cop using a big black dildo as a nightstick on your ass, or the flying nun demonstrating the use of a vibrator...
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J.C. wrote:This thread is making me hot
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