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Re: Randomness.

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ExProJailbait wrote:Fifth element picture is better than ultraviolet.
TRUTH.
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Re: Randomness.

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but tits are best of all!
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Re: Randomness.

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Bro-Scro wrote:but tits are best of all!
Yes, and in Fifth element you see more of them. Lmao.
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Re: Randomness.

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ExProJailbait wrote:Fifth element picture is better than ultraviolet.
Milla Jovovich is awesome, sadly another Ukrainian who's last name got butchered in translation.
I like Ultraviolet just a little bit better though. It was really close, about the width of a hair on a gnat's (or JC's) ass.

The Fifth Element was pretty fanfuckin'tastic too though.
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Re: Randomness.

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TorresLLNM wrote:
ExProJailbait wrote:Fifth element picture is better than ultraviolet.
Milla Jovovich is awesome, sadly another Ukrainian who's last name got butchered in translation.
I like Ultraviolet just a little bit better though. It was really close, about the width of a hair on a gnat's (or JC's) ass.

The Fifth Element was pretty fanfuckin'tastic too though.
Yeah but the movie Ultraviolet was such shit!
Difference between porn store and sex shop:
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Re: Randomness.

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did it have tits?
My right hand holds a vile of trainqualizers
My left hand holds a loaded .38
I've got a young girl who's anticipating romance
And now the only little love that's left is a loaded gun
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Bro-Scro wrote:did it have tits?
May I remind you of one of the greatest songs ever wrote:
"A million miles from nowhere, Dragon lance burns hot.In the fire of a horse's ghost, a minnow would be lost. Cha-ch-ch-ch-changes.Mmmm ... tits.A fish.A fish with tits.Tittyfish . " _ William MurderfaceMurderfaceMurderface of Deathklok.
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Re: Randomness.

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Tittyfish?
Not even sure why that one made me laugh.
Difference between porn store and sex shop:
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Re: Randomness.

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because its murderface....
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Re: Randomness.

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Bro-Scro wrote:because its murderface....
LMAO
Oh that must be sexy.
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