Where have all the ewoks gone?

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Re: Where have all the ewoks gone?

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ExProJailbait wrote:Um I have a boyfriend. It's devmode from the forums. Silly small penis man, you are silly.
The "I already have a boyfriend" defense doesn't stop most people...
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Re: Where have all the ewoks gone?

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TorresLLNM wrote:
ExProJailbait wrote:Um I have a boyfriend. It's devmode from the forums. Silly small penis man, you are silly.
The "I already have a boyfriend" defense doesn't stop most people...
The fact that she has a brain does negate your "ewok fetish."
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Re: Where have all the ewoks gone?

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RayWen wrote:
TorresLLNM wrote:
ExProJailbait wrote:Um I have a boyfriend. It's devmode from the forums. Silly small penis man, you are silly.
The "I already have a boyfriend" defense doesn't stop most people...
The fact that she has a brain does negate your "ewok fetish."
Thank you. :)
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Re: Where have all the ewoks gone?

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RayWen wrote:The fact that she has a brain does negate your "ewok fetish."
None of us would be on this forum if our brains weren't a little bit twisted to begin with.
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Re: Where have all the ewoks gone?

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TorresLLNM wrote:
RayWen wrote:The fact that she has a brain does negate your "ewok fetish."
None of us would be on this forum if our brains weren't a little bit twisted to begin with.
I"m totally normal. Really.
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Re: Where have all the ewoks gone?

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J.C. wrote:
TorresLLNM wrote:
RayWen wrote:The fact that she has a brain does negate your "ewok fetish."
None of us would be on this forum if our brains weren't a little bit twisted to begin with.
I"m totally normal. Really.
Oh bullshit!
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Re: Where have all the ewoks gone?

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fuck you all i was doing double duty working a full time job and a part time job

now i've got plenty of time to intellectually masturbate all over you
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Re: Where have all the ewoks gone?

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Bro-Scro wrote:fuck you all i was doing double duty working a full time job and a part time job

now i've got plenty of time to furiously masturbate to you
Get fired?
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Re: Where have all the ewoks gone?

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He mustve hacked up a hairball on a customer
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Re: Where have all the ewoks gone?

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nah i didnt get fired yet...i've bowed out of one of the jobs for the time being....but i did almost blow the hair off my bosses head with one swift fart today...
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My left hand holds a loaded .38
I've got a young girl who's anticipating romance
And now the only little love that's left is a loaded gun
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