The "I already have a boyfriend" defense doesn't stop most people...ExProJailbait wrote:Um I have a boyfriend. It's devmode from the forums. Silly small penis man, you are silly.
Where have all the ewoks gone?
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Re: Where have all the ewoks gone?
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Re: Where have all the ewoks gone?
The fact that she has a brain does negate your "ewok fetish."TorresLLNM wrote:The "I already have a boyfriend" defense doesn't stop most people...ExProJailbait wrote:Um I have a boyfriend. It's devmode from the forums. Silly small penis man, you are silly.
Re: Where have all the ewoks gone?
Thank you.RayWen wrote:The fact that she has a brain does negate your "ewok fetish."TorresLLNM wrote:The "I already have a boyfriend" defense doesn't stop most people...ExProJailbait wrote:Um I have a boyfriend. It's devmode from the forums. Silly small penis man, you are silly.

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Difference between porn store and sex shop:
Sex is what you do with your socially awkward partner, porn is what better looking people (than you) get payed to do.
TSA= Touching Someone's Ass
Sex is what you do with your socially awkward partner, porn is what better looking people (than you) get payed to do.
TSA= Touching Someone's Ass
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Re: Where have all the ewoks gone?
None of us would be on this forum if our brains weren't a little bit twisted to begin with.RayWen wrote:The fact that she has a brain does negate your "ewok fetish."
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Re: Where have all the ewoks gone?
I"m totally normal. Really.TorresLLNM wrote:None of us would be on this forum if our brains weren't a little bit twisted to begin with.RayWen wrote:The fact that she has a brain does negate your "ewok fetish."
Don't play the drinking game. We are NOT responsible for any accidents, dumpings, divorces, or firings that occur over the substance abuse cause by our show.
"JC drunk is like 'hey lets hand this random guy a shotgun and see what happens'"
"JC drunk is like 'hey lets hand this random guy a shotgun and see what happens'"
Re: Where have all the ewoks gone?
Oh bullshit!J.C. wrote:I"m totally normal. Really.TorresLLNM wrote:None of us would be on this forum if our brains weren't a little bit twisted to begin with.RayWen wrote:The fact that she has a brain does negate your "ewok fetish."
Difference between porn store and sex shop:
Sex is what you do with your socially awkward partner, porn is what better looking people (than you) get payed to do.
TSA= Touching Someone's Ass
Sex is what you do with your socially awkward partner, porn is what better looking people (than you) get payed to do.
TSA= Touching Someone's Ass
Re: Where have all the ewoks gone?
fuck you all i was doing double duty working a full time job and a part time job
now i've got plenty of time to intellectually masturbate all over you
now i've got plenty of time to intellectually masturbate all over you
My right hand holds a vile of trainqualizers
My left hand holds a loaded .38
I've got a young girl who's anticipating romance
And now the only little love that's left is a loaded gun
My left hand holds a loaded .38
I've got a young girl who's anticipating romance
And now the only little love that's left is a loaded gun
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Get fired?Bro-Scro wrote:fuck you all i was doing double duty working a full time job and a part time job
now i've got plenty of time to furiously masturbate to you
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Re: Where have all the ewoks gone?
He mustve hacked up a hairball on a customer
Manager= The poor bastard who got screwed with all of the paperwork.
Re: Where have all the ewoks gone?
nah i didnt get fired yet...i've bowed out of one of the jobs for the time being....but i did almost blow the hair off my bosses head with one swift fart today...
My right hand holds a vile of trainqualizers
My left hand holds a loaded .38
I've got a young girl who's anticipating romance
And now the only little love that's left is a loaded gun
My left hand holds a loaded .38
I've got a young girl who's anticipating romance
And now the only little love that's left is a loaded gun