I found junkies next girlfriend!
Re: I found junkies next girlfriend!
well its really simple...its the cock of a podcast host, versus the host of a microscopic organism, and the sub cellular life form has the bigger cock...you do the math
My right hand holds a vile of trainqualizers
My left hand holds a loaded .38
I've got a young girl who's anticipating romance
And now the only little love that's left is a loaded gun
My left hand holds a loaded .38
I've got a young girl who's anticipating romance
And now the only little love that's left is a loaded gun
Re: I found junkies next girlfriend!
You being the expert on the microscopic penis should at least know the difference from an image and the real thing.angry ewok-micro Scro wrote:well its really simple...its the cock of a podcast host, versus the host of a microscopic organism, and the sub cellular life form has the bigger cock...you do the math
Re: I found junkies next girlfriend!
This is now my favorite thread ever.
And I've never fucked a tranny. I've had trannys try to pick me up though. A few times actually.
And I've never fucked a tranny. I've had trannys try to pick me up though. A few times actually.
Don't play the drinking game. We are NOT responsible for any accidents, dumpings, divorces, or firings that occur over the substance abuse cause by our show.
"JC drunk is like 'hey lets hand this random guy a shotgun and see what happens'"
"JC drunk is like 'hey lets hand this random guy a shotgun and see what happens'"
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Re: I found junkies next girlfriend!
Ball barrier, that's all that needs to be saidJ.C. wrote:This is now my favorite thread ever.
And I've never fucked a tranny. I've had trannys try to pick me up though. A few times actually.
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Re: I found junkies next girlfriend!
I was so waiting for that one.RayWen wrote:You being the expert on the microscopic penis should at least know the difference from an image and the real thing.angry ewok-micro Scro wrote:well its really simple...its the cock of a podcast host, versus the host of a microscopic organism, and the sub cellular life form has the bigger cock...you do the math
Difference between porn store and sex shop:
Sex is what you do with your socially awkward partner, porn is what better looking people (than you) get payed to do.
TSA= Touching Someone's Ass
Sex is what you do with your socially awkward partner, porn is what better looking people (than you) get payed to do.
TSA= Touching Someone's Ass
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what do you mean...ive heard girls talk about the real thing...they were not impressed...as for image i dont even know where that came from...its obvious aids has a dick thats why its a gay diseaseExProJailbait wrote:I was so waiting for that one.RayWen wrote:You being the expert on the microscopic penis should at least know the difference from an image and the real thing.angry ewok-micro Scro wrote:well its really simple...its the cock of a podcast host, versus the host of a microscopic organism, and the sub cellular life form has the bigger cock...you do the math
My right hand holds a vile of trainqualizers
My left hand holds a loaded .38
I've got a young girl who's anticipating romance
And now the only little love that's left is a loaded gun
My left hand holds a loaded .38
I've got a young girl who's anticipating romance
And now the only little love that's left is a loaded gun
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Re: I found junkies next girlfriend!
You were waiting to hear about bro-scro's microscopic ewok penis? And to think I assumed you didn't like him.ExProJailbait wrote:I was so waiting for that one.
Well, my comment spun off in a totally different direction than I intended. I meant, the AIDS scared the tranny away. Not his penis.
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Re: I found junkies next girlfriend!
aids still has a bigger dick....
My right hand holds a vile of trainqualizers
My left hand holds a loaded .38
I've got a young girl who's anticipating romance
And now the only little love that's left is a loaded gun
My left hand holds a loaded .38
I've got a young girl who's anticipating romance
And now the only little love that's left is a loaded gun
Re: I found junkies next girlfriend!
Well not really. I just like Ray and Wendy' comments. They are always funny. Sadly most of the stuff you post is not.TorresLLNM wrote:You were waiting to hear about bro-scro's microscopic ewok penis? And to think I assumed you didn't like him.ExProJailbait wrote:I was so waiting for that one.
Difference between porn store and sex shop:
Sex is what you do with your socially awkward partner, porn is what better looking people (than you) get payed to do.
TSA= Touching Someone's Ass
Sex is what you do with your socially awkward partner, porn is what better looking people (than you) get payed to do.
TSA= Touching Someone's Ass
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Re: I found junkies next girlfriend!
Yes.... You said that already.... Many times.... Are you finished yet?ExProJailbait wrote:Well not really. I just like Ray and Wendy' comments. They are always funny. Sadly most of the stuff you post is not.
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