Bone's Lair

ExProJailbait wrote:

_Sexy-Kitten_ wrote:My mom warned me not to go near those. Especially with the creepy man with no teeth and the man that walks with the shopping cart humping the air >.>

Ok but what if the guy has teeth ? Does that make it ok?

only if he doesnt have rape face and try to sell you roofie coladas from the back of said van. Especially if it has a Bone's Lair sticker on the bumper

SociallyUnacceptable wrote:

ExProJailbait wrote:

_Sexy-Kitten_ wrote:My mom warned me not to go near those. Especially with the creepy man with no teeth and the man that walks with the shopping cart humping the air >.>

Ok but what if the guy has teeth ? Does that make it ok?

only if he doesnt have rape face and try to sell you roofie coladas from the back of said van. Especially if it has a Bone's Lair sticker on the bumper

But if he has a Bone's Lair bumper sticker I might not be able to help myself. Curiosity raped ExProJailbait.

ExProJailbait wrote:

SociallyUnacceptable wrote: only if he doesnt have rape face and try to sell you roofie coladas from the back of said van. Especially if it has a Bone's Lair sticker on the bumper

But if he has a Bone's Lair bumper sticker I might not be able to help myself. Curiosity raped ExProJailbait.

Actually you would have to worry about Bone's Lair crew. Have you ever heard that song, "Too Drunk To Fuck?"

RayWen wrote:

ExProJailbait wrote:

SociallyUnacceptable wrote: only if he doesnt have rape face and try to sell you roofie coladas from the back of said van. Especially if it has a Bone's Lair sticker on the bumper

But if he has a Bone's Lair bumper sticker I might not be able to help myself. Curiosity raped ExProJailbait.

Actually you would have to worry about Bone's Lair crew. Have you ever heard that song, "Too Drunk To Fuck?"

Why would I worry about the Bone's Lair crew?

ExProJailbait wrote:

RayWen wrote: Actually you would have to worry about Bone's Lair crew. Have you ever heard that song, "Too Drunk To Fuck?"

Why would I worry about the Bone's Lair crew?

They'll offer you the roofie colada, then pass out before they can do anything.

You'll all wake up in the morning, after doing nothing, asking, "Was it good for you?"

RayWen wrote:

ExProJailbait wrote:

RayWen wrote: Actually you would have to worry about Bone's Lair crew. Have you ever heard that song, "Too Drunk To Fuck?"

Why would I worry about the Bone's Lair crew?

They'll offer you the roofie colada, then pass out before they can do anything.

You'll all wake up in the morning, after doing nothing, asking, "Was it good for you?"

Trust me, J.C. would find a way....the force is strong with that one

Me? I'm harmless. Lemme buy you a drink. Its just for you. Drink it like a shot. Quick now. Tastes like candy doesn't it? Now have a seat and lets talk about the future...

RayWen wrote:

ExProJailbait wrote:

RayWen wrote: Actually you would have to worry about Bone's Lair crew. Have you ever heard that song, "Too Drunk To Fuck?"

Why would I worry about the Bone's Lair crew?

They'll offer you the roofie colada, then pass out before they can do anything.

You'll all wake up in the morning, after doing nothing, asking, "Was it good for you?"

I don't ask "Was it good for you?" seems like a silly thing to ask. Besides somehow that doesn't scare me much.

J.C. wrote:Me? I'm harmless. Lemme buy you a drink. Its just for you. Drink it like a shot. Quick now. Tastes like candy doesn't it? Now have a seat and lets talk about the future...

Future? Wow that is unexpected.

ExProJailbait wrote:

J.C. wrote:Me? I'm harmless. Lemme buy you a drink. Its just for you. Drink it like a shot. Quick now. Tastes like candy doesn't it? Now have a seat and lets talk about the future...

Future? Wow that is unexpected.

Careful, he's checking to see if you still have hope