Whats the most you've ever

[ExPro]

Can't remember (It's been two decades)

However, Wen used to have 45 min orgasms. We had to cut the time down because the Hitachi will burn out at 30 min.

Actually the newer version of the hitachi is supposed to last longer.

[RayWen]

Can't remember (It's been two decades)

However, Wen used to have 45 min orgasms. We had to cut the time down because the Hitachi will burn out at 30 min.

Actually the newer version of the hitachi is supposed to last longer.

How new? I just fried one a year ago.

[Captain Awesome]

believe it or not.at one time i had ABSOLUTELY nothing to do.literally nothing at all.all i did was fap.i think i pulled of 2 an hour and was awake about 16 hours.a little tip.never do that.your cock will be so fucking sore.i think i wrapped some toilet paper around it just so it would't touch my thighs.i walked like what the crossing of a cowboy and a penguin would.also don't use shampo to cool it down.i thought it was a good idea at first because it was cold and shit.but no.for some reason i forgot that i had the shampo on,so when i checked my junk it had dried up and movement was now an impossibility.my balls hurt SO bad.

so in conclution:
don't fap for 16 hours straight and don't have shampo on your dick for extended periods of time.

[J.C.]

believe it or not.at one time i had ABSOLUTELY nothing to do.literally nothing at all.all i did was fap.i think i pulled of 2 an hour and was awake about 16 hours.a little tip.never do that.your cock will be so fucking sore.i think i wrapped some toilet paper around it just so it would't touch my thighs.i walked like what the crossing of a cowboy and a penguin would.also don't use shampo to cool it down.i thought it was a good idea at first because it was cold and shit.but no.for some reason i forgot that i had the shampo on,so when i checked my junk it had dried up and movement was now an impossibility.my balls hurt SO bad.

so in conclution:
don't fap for 16 hours straight and don't have shampo on your dick for extended periods of time.

This is one of my fav posts ever

[Bone]

believe it or not.at one time i had ABSOLUTELY nothing to do.literally nothing at all.all i did was fap.i think i pulled of 2 an hour and was awake about 16 hours.a little tip.never do that.your cock will be so fucking sore.i think i wrapped some toilet paper around it just so it would't touch my thighs.i walked like what the crossing of a cowboy and a penguin would.also don't use shampo to cool it down.i thought it was a good idea at first because it was cold and shit.but no.for some reason i forgot that i had the shampo on,so when i checked my junk it had dried up and movement was now an impossibility.my balls hurt SO bad.

so in conclution:
don't fap for 16 hours straight and don't have shampo on your dick for extended periods of time.

Yeah had a friend once who tried shampoo for lube while jerking one out in the shower. In his words "Dont ever fucking use shampoo for lube, Burns like a motherfucker"

[ExPro]

I know a moron who used hand soap.

[RayWen]

Knew someone who used Tiger Balm, but they were into that kind of thing.

[Bone]

Knew someone who used Tiger Balm, but they were into that kind of thing.

AAARRRRGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

I got some tiger balm on me by accident once when I was taking a leak.... EVIL EVIL EVIL

[ExPro]

Knew someone who used Tiger Balm, but they were into that kind of thing.

What's tiger balm?

[SociallyUnacceptable]

Knew someone who used Tiger Balm, but they were into that kind of thing.

What's tiger balm?

Think Icy Hot on the cock, which is also another item that has been labelled "not safe for lube"