ExProJailbait wrote:
It wasn't so much the invitation that bothered me, it was the really creepy questions that followed. "so when are you off work?" or even worse "so where do you party?" and the more annoying "I bet you know what to do with a whip."
ExProJailbait wrote:
It wasn't so much the invitation that bothered me, it was the really creepy questions that followed. "so when are you off work?" or even worse "so where do you party?" and the more annoying "I bet you know what to do with a whip."
No dear, we meant our invitation for you
Oh those I do not mind.
Difference between porn store and sex shop:
Sex is what you do with your socially awkward partner, porn is what better looking people (than you) get payed to do.
TSA= Touching Someone's Ass
ExProJailbait wrote:And women older than my grandma buying leather vinyl and PVC shorts.
Old people fuck A LOT.
Don't play the drinking game. We are NOT responsible for any accidents, dumpings, divorces, or firings that occur over the substance abuse cause by our show.
"JC drunk is like 'hey lets hand this random guy a shotgun and see what happens'"
ExProJailbait wrote:And women older than my grandma buying leather vinyl and PVC shorts.
Old people fuck A LOT.
Yes, we do.
I meant like retirement home age. Over 70. They fuck all the fucking time. Think you fuck a lot now? Give it 20 or 30 years. This timer goes off and you just fuck and fuck and fuck and fuck and fuck
Don't play the drinking game. We are NOT responsible for any accidents, dumpings, divorces, or firings that occur over the substance abuse cause by our show.
"JC drunk is like 'hey lets hand this random guy a shotgun and see what happens'"
J.C. wrote:I meant like retirement home age. Over 70. They fuck all the fucking time. Think you fuck a lot now? Give it 20 or 30 years. This timer goes off and you just fuck and fuck and fuck and fuck and fuck
M brother worked at a retirement home. Not only did he have to clean up shitccidents. The old people would fuck all over the room, and he'd have to go clean it up. Then they would accuse him of stealing money or their pills. I'm sure he enjoyed it immensely.
Difference between porn store and sex shop:
Sex is what you do with your socially awkward partner, porn is what better looking people (than you) get payed to do.
TSA= Touching Someone's Ass
