Hanging out with a stripper on valium....
Re: Hanging out with a stripper on valium....
nah if you are gonna do that, you gotta go ray stevens on their ass and call em a-hab the a-rab
My right hand holds a vile of trainqualizers
My left hand holds a loaded .38
I've got a young girl who's anticipating romance
And now the only little love that's left is a loaded gun
My left hand holds a loaded .38
I've got a young girl who's anticipating romance
And now the only little love that's left is a loaded gun
Re: Hanging out with a stripper on valium....
Is that the chick who's boyfriend was pissed?
Difference between porn store and sex shop:
Sex is what you do with your socially awkward partner, porn is what better looking people (than you) get payed to do.
TSA= Touching Someone's Ass
Sex is what you do with your socially awkward partner, porn is what better looking people (than you) get payed to do.
TSA= Touching Someone's Ass
Re: Hanging out with a stripper on valium....
nah another chick...her boyfriend was pissed too...and when she went back to work...her stitches split and her implant was hanging out...i wish i could have got pics...i know how much JC loves damaged ta tas
My right hand holds a vile of trainqualizers
My left hand holds a loaded .38
I've got a young girl who's anticipating romance
And now the only little love that's left is a loaded gun
My left hand holds a loaded .38
I've got a young girl who's anticipating romance
And now the only little love that's left is a loaded gun
Re: Hanging out with a stripper on valium....
Aw man that is just not cool.Bro-Scro wrote:nah another chick...her boyfriend was pissed too...and when she went back to work...her stitches split and her implant was hanging out...i wish i could have got pics...i know how much JC loves damaged ta tas
Reading that made my tits hurt a bit.
Difference between porn store and sex shop:
Sex is what you do with your socially awkward partner, porn is what better looking people (than you) get payed to do.
TSA= Touching Someone's Ass
Sex is what you do with your socially awkward partner, porn is what better looking people (than you) get payed to do.
TSA= Touching Someone's Ass
Re: Hanging out with a stripper on valium....
did one of your implants almost pop out too?
My right hand holds a vile of trainqualizers
My left hand holds a loaded .38
I've got a young girl who's anticipating romance
And now the only little love that's left is a loaded gun
My left hand holds a loaded .38
I've got a young girl who's anticipating romance
And now the only little love that's left is a loaded gun
Re: Hanging out with a stripper on valium....
Well I do not have implants, but the thought of tits in pain, or damaged hurts all the same.Bro-Scro wrote:did one of your implants almost pop out too?
Difference between porn store and sex shop:
Sex is what you do with your socially awkward partner, porn is what better looking people (than you) get payed to do.
TSA= Touching Someone's Ass
Sex is what you do with your socially awkward partner, porn is what better looking people (than you) get payed to do.
TSA= Touching Someone's Ass
Re: Hanging out with a stripper on valium....
yea but she had valium...its ok
My right hand holds a vile of trainqualizers
My left hand holds a loaded .38
I've got a young girl who's anticipating romance
And now the only little love that's left is a loaded gun
My left hand holds a loaded .38
I've got a young girl who's anticipating romance
And now the only little love that's left is a loaded gun
Re: Hanging out with a stripper on valium....
Still scary.Bro-Scro wrote:yea but she had valium...its ok
Difference between porn store and sex shop:
Sex is what you do with your socially awkward partner, porn is what better looking people (than you) get payed to do.
TSA= Touching Someone's Ass
Sex is what you do with your socially awkward partner, porn is what better looking people (than you) get payed to do.
TSA= Touching Someone's Ass
Re: Hanging out with a stripper on valium....
can you imagine being her boyfriend...you go to sleep thinking everything is fine and wake up with one of the funbags partially deflated with the rest of the fun bag hanging out of the bottom?
My right hand holds a vile of trainqualizers
My left hand holds a loaded .38
I've got a young girl who's anticipating romance
And now the only little love that's left is a loaded gun
My left hand holds a loaded .38
I've got a young girl who's anticipating romance
And now the only little love that's left is a loaded gun
Re: Hanging out with a stripper on valium....
I am sure that it is shit like that, that makes grown men cry.Bro-Scro wrote:can you imagine being her boyfriend...you go to sleep thinking everything is fine and wake up with one of the funbags partially deflated with the rest of the fun bag hanging out of the bottom?
Besides I am female therefore I cannot imagine being her boyfriend.
Difference between porn store and sex shop:
Sex is what you do with your socially awkward partner, porn is what better looking people (than you) get payed to do.
TSA= Touching Someone's Ass
Sex is what you do with your socially awkward partner, porn is what better looking people (than you) get payed to do.
TSA= Touching Someone's Ass