As I said ADD jumping to random topics and masturbation with vegetables (gross) and plastic surgery have very little in common._Sexy-Kitten_ wrote:Lol I said always know your mate because the do wonders with plastic surgery. It could look like a female and still have a pickle and I say pickles because people use them to masturbate which is nasty because they stink.
Lol of the day?
Re: Lol of the day?
Difference between porn store and sex shop:
Sex is what you do with your socially awkward partner, porn is what better looking people (than you) get payed to do.
TSA= Touching Someone's Ass
Sex is what you do with your socially awkward partner, porn is what better looking people (than you) get payed to do.
TSA= Touching Someone's Ass
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That's not ADD love, I can focus on one thing. That is simply my mind linking topics of a similar association. For example the clip it looked like a woman but was really a man that's where the plastic surgery came from. I called the dick a pickle because sometimes they do look like pickles and the veggies masturbation because there have been people who masturbated with pickles before and cucumbers. See all fits.
Fuck it.
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Omg that just made me think of Dr. Ruth the sex therapist. Lmao " Put the cucumber in the freezer "._Sexy-Kitten_ wrote:That's not ADD love, I can focus on one thing. That is simply my mind linking topics of a similar association. For example the clip it looked like a woman but was really a man that's where the plastic surgery came from. I called the dick a pickle because sometimes they do look like pickles and the veggies masturbation because there have been people who masturbated with pickles before and cucumbers. See all fits.
Difference between porn store and sex shop:
Sex is what you do with your socially awkward partner, porn is what better looking people (than you) get payed to do.
TSA= Touching Someone's Ass
Sex is what you do with your socially awkward partner, porn is what better looking people (than you) get payed to do.
TSA= Touching Someone's Ass
Re: Lol of the day?
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Re: Lol of the day?
Difference between porn store and sex shop:
Sex is what you do with your socially awkward partner, porn is what better looking people (than you) get payed to do.
TSA= Touching Someone's Ass
Sex is what you do with your socially awkward partner, porn is what better looking people (than you) get payed to do.
TSA= Touching Someone's Ass
Re: Lol of the day?
Democracy is two wolves and a lamb voting on what to have for lunch.
Liberty is a well-armed lamb contesting the vote! - Benjamin Franklin
Join my Music Revolution http://www.djbone.com
Liberty is a well-armed lamb contesting the vote! - Benjamin Franklin
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My video wins.
Difference between porn store and sex shop:
Sex is what you do with your socially awkward partner, porn is what better looking people (than you) get payed to do.
TSA= Touching Someone's Ass
Sex is what you do with your socially awkward partner, porn is what better looking people (than you) get payed to do.
TSA= Touching Someone's Ass
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WTF? That's not a dolphin, but I can't find one. The closest I can find now is this.
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So not a dolphin toy lol
That video ExProJailbait posted was funny, the way she was dancing a little sad cause she kept stopping a lot and moved little. For black chick that was just horrible.
That video ExProJailbait posted was funny, the way she was dancing a little sad cause she kept stopping a lot and moved little. For black chick that was just horrible.
Fuck it.
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That is an actual dance. That is the scariest part of the entire video._Sexy-Kitten_ wrote:So not a dolphin toy lol
That video ExProJailbait posted was funny, the way she was dancing a little sad cause she kept stopping a lot and moved little. For black chick that was just horrible.
Difference between porn store and sex shop:
Sex is what you do with your socially awkward partner, porn is what better looking people (than you) get payed to do.
TSA= Touching Someone's Ass
Sex is what you do with your socially awkward partner, porn is what better looking people (than you) get payed to do.
TSA= Touching Someone's Ass