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_Sexy-Kitten_ wrote:Lol I said always know your mate because the do wonders with plastic surgery. It could look like a female and still have a pickle and I say pickles because people use them to masturbate which is nasty because they stink.
As I said ADD jumping to random topics and masturbation with vegetables (gross) and plastic surgery have very little in common.
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That's not ADD love, I can focus on one thing. That is simply my mind linking topics of a similar association. For example the clip it looked like a woman but was really a man that's where the plastic surgery came from. I called the dick a pickle because sometimes they do look like pickles and the veggies masturbation because there have been people who masturbated with pickles before and cucumbers. See all fits.
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_Sexy-Kitten_ wrote:That's not ADD love, I can focus on one thing. That is simply my mind linking topics of a similar association. For example the clip it looked like a woman but was really a man that's where the plastic surgery came from. I called the dick a pickle because sometimes they do look like pickles and the veggies masturbation because there have been people who masturbated with pickles before and cucumbers. See all fits.
Omg that just made me think of Dr. Ruth the sex therapist. Lmao " Put the cucumber in the freezer ".
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Porn Star Phrase of the Day: Dolphin Sex

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Difference between porn store and sex shop:
Sex is what you do with your socially awkward partner, porn is what better looking people (than you) get payed to do.
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and another one, just cause:

Dolphin Sex Toy
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My video wins.
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Bone wrote:and another one, just cause:

Dolphin Sex Toy
WTF? That's not a dolphin, but I can't find one. The closest I can find now is this.
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So not a dolphin toy lol

That video ExProJailbait posted was funny, the way she was dancing a little sad cause she kept stopping a lot and moved little. For black chick that was just horrible.
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_Sexy-Kitten_ wrote:So not a dolphin toy lol

That video ExProJailbait posted was funny, the way she was dancing a little sad cause she kept stopping a lot and moved little. For black chick that was just horrible.
That is an actual dance. That is the scariest part of the entire video.
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