Fixed it for ya.Bone wrote:you can get lap dances from Nitesynth at Dragon Con 10'
Offer her booze and she might even sign an autograph topless!
or if your REAL lucky let you take a pornographic motion picture with her.
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Don't play the drinking game. We are NOT responsible for any accidents, dumpings, divorces, or firings that occur over the substance abuse cause by our show.
"JC drunk is like 'hey lets hand this random guy a shotgun and see what happens'"
"JC drunk is like 'hey lets hand this random guy a shotgun and see what happens'"
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meh. I am picky about who gets to film porns with me. I don't want my debut video on the web to be with just anyone...
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Watch for the pull out!Nitesynth wrote:meh. I am picky about who gets to film porns with me. I don't want my debut video on the web to be with just anyone...
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Liberty is a well-armed lamb contesting the vote! - Benjamin Franklin
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i nominate her with the home wrecker....that would be an interesting flick....
My right hand holds a vile of trainqualizers
My left hand holds a loaded .38
I've got a young girl who's anticipating romance
And now the only little love that's left is a loaded gun
My left hand holds a loaded .38
I've got a young girl who's anticipating romance
And now the only little love that's left is a loaded gun
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Did someone say PUDDING WRESTLING?!?!?Bro-Scro wrote:i nominate her with the home wrecker....that would be an interesting flick....
No??....
I thought.... no, well i hoped......
Welll...
never mind
Democracy is two wolves and a lamb voting on what to have for lunch.
Liberty is a well-armed lamb contesting the vote! - Benjamin Franklin
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What did I just get nominated for?
Difference between porn store and sex shop:
Sex is what you do with your socially awkward partner, porn is what better looking people (than you) get payed to do.
TSA= Touching Someone's Ass
Sex is what you do with your socially awkward partner, porn is what better looking people (than you) get payed to do.
TSA= Touching Someone's Ass
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I get +5 to badassness when I have my mohawk...
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Ok, change my bet, I got 10 on Nitesynth.
Too weird to live, too rare to die.
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Woot.
Since we are posting pictures...This was me at last year's dragon con. Bro Scro could second this.
Since we are posting pictures...This was me at last year's dragon con. Bro Scro could second this.