I think Gawd is impressed by your 400 mile long cock.J.C. wrote:Really? A your mom joke? FAIL.Gawd wrote:Holy shit, J.C! I'm sorry. I didn't realize your mom got drunk and tried to climb in bed with you again. My bad.
However that would be impressive. She's over 400 miles away and is not supposed to drive over health conditions. I would feel bad for breaking her hip when I kick her out of bed and break her hip, but I'm sure she can afford it. Shes Irish Cherokee, so she will probably bury everyone (myself included) I know anyway.
Ok guys, got a new girl...
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Re: Ok guys, got a new girl...
You can't imagine the circulation problems. Cardio. It helps.
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"JC drunk is like 'hey lets hand this random guy a shotgun and see what happens'"
"JC drunk is like 'hey lets hand this random guy a shotgun and see what happens'"