Ok guys, got a new girl...

[J.C.]

You got a new girl? when you inflate her post pics. Don't fuck a teacher. You need to fuck a nurse so she can advise you on keeping your liver (which MUST be failing at this point) so much need attention.

But if you are fucking a teacher I guess you could paint your dickhead like an Apple. Maybe you shaft green for a worm? Never fucked a teacher. Well I've fucked people teaching graduate stuff for college but no bonfide teacher.

I guess I am gonna go with fuck her in the ass unexpectedly so she won't have time to properly clean up... blow a load, and when you pull out and see some poop and mangoo run out starting singing chocolate rain.

WOW! That is one drunk J.C! Liver fail!

It was one 1:30 in afternoon. Not even I drink then. So time-stamp-bitch fail.

[Bro-Scro]

i call shennanigans on jc being sober

[Gawd]

That's how you write at 1:30 in the afternoon and sober? English fail!!!! You fucking hack!

[J.C.]

That's how you write at 1:30 in the afternoon and sober? English fail!!!! You fucking hack!

Or maybe I was writing working and in a hurry. Oh no. My life long goal of seeking your approval is gone. *sniff* Guess we should just stop the show and give up.
Oh wait.
I don't give a flying moose shit what you think.
Whew! That was a close one!

[Bro-Scro]

THE SHOW MUST GO ON!

[Gawd]

Holy shit, J.C! I'm sorry. I didn't realize your mom got drunk and tried to climb in bed with you again. My bad.

[J.C.]

Holy shit, J.C! I'm sorry. I didn't realize your mom got drunk and tried to climb in bed with you again. My bad.

Really? A your mom joke? FAIL.
However that would be impressive. She's over 400 miles away and is not supposed to drive over health conditions. I would feel bad for breaking her hip when I kick her out of bed and break her hip, but I'm sure she can afford it. Shes Irish Cherokee, so she will probably bury everyone (myself included) I know anyway.

[Bone]

Kids... dont make me reach back there... I'll turn this damn forum right around and its no disneyland for anyone!

[DarkVader]

But if you are fucking a teacher I guess you could paint your dickhead like an Apple. Maybe you shaft green for a worm? Never fucked a teacher. Well I've fucked people teaching graduate stuff for college but no bonfide teacher.

Does it count if she has the title "visiting professor" and teaches college full time? If not, I guess I haven't fucked a teacher either.

[J.C.]

But if you are fucking a teacher I guess you could paint your dickhead like an Apple. Maybe you shaft green for a worm? Never fucked a teacher. Well I've fucked people teaching graduate stuff for college but no bonfide teacher.

Does it count if she has the title "visiting professor" and teaches college full time? If not, I guess I haven't fucked a teacher either.

That totally counts.