The Podcast Before Christmas

[Bone]

THE PODCAST BEFORE CHRISTMAS


'Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the forum


Not a creature was stirring, not even a not even a post;



The iPods were plugged to the computers with care,


In hopes that a new Bone's Lair Podcast soon would be there;



The listeners were nestled all snug in their beds,


While visions of bouncing boobies danced in their heads;



with AssSmoothie.com on my screen', and a computer in my lap,


I had just settled down for a long winter's fap,



When out my iTunes there arose such a clatter,


I switched applications to see what was the matter.



Downsizing windows, I flew like a flash,


Opening iTunes and what I played last.



When, what to my wondering eyes should appear,


But a new Podcast Download... Good thing I have beer,



With a click, so lively and quick,


I thought for a moment it must be trick.



More rapid than eagles to my iPod it came,


I shouted, and cheered, and called the podcast by name;



"Now, Arkady! now, JC and Bone!


On, Twisted HillBillies Skip and Moe!



So up to the top of my podcasts a new episode flew flew,


With sick news stories and commenting too.



As I picked up my headphones, and was turning around,


I clicked play with nearly a bound.



Bone was alone doing this show,


What was he thinking... Where will this go?



A bundle of clips he had in his pack,


From early to recent spanning 4 years back.



He Jumped right in Introducing each hit
a handful of gems of sarcasm and wit

it was some sick stuff from this demented old elf,


but I laughed when I listened, in spite of myself;



With a new Episode and booze in my head,


The show let me know I had "dick biting" to dread;



This show got me fired from playing at work,


The drinking game was to hard, and the boss was a jerk,



So I flipped him a finger in front of the bar,


Now I dont know how to pay for my car;



So now I drink along to this new episode,


and pray I dont wake, my head in a commode.



But I swear I heard Bone whisper, as I passed out that night,


"Happy Christmas to all from Bone's Lair, and to all a good-night."

[Bone]

yes this means "Bone Claus" will be bringing all you naughty kids a new episode tonight!

but only if your very Good at being Naughty!

[ExPro]

Yay if only I could download it before my 6 hour flight.

[Bone]

No open WiFi at the airport?

[J.C.]

No open WiFi at the airport?

I haven't found open wifi in over a year in an airport.

[ExPro]

No it sucked so bad. I spent the entire fucking day in the airport. I was so tired by the end of it all I just wanted to pass out and not wake up for a few days.