App for Bones Lair..?

[ExPro]

http://tantusinc.com/mm5/merchant.mvc?P ... re_Code=TD
Totally forgot guess what this one does?

[Bone]

OMFG - The reviews of that one are great

09/26/2010
Not as sparkly as I thought it would be but it's a nice toy. Large head, the shaft tapers.. Wonderful texture and no smell.

05/10/2010
I very much enjoy The Vamp. This is my first and only dildo and so worth it. I use it with my Hello Kitty vibrator for extra fun. Its true it may not sparkle as well as shown but after you try it out, you won't really care. Great price for quality silicone too!

nicholas 05/06/2010
I was very impressed with the quality of this shaft. However, I was very disappointed in the lack of sparkle the item has. I have as much sparkle in mine as this one does :- ]. I opened it thinking they sent the wrong color then I went outside and tried comparing to the video. It was not even close! My neighbors were looking at me kind of funny though!!

Robyn 01/25/2010
What I really wanted was an ice-cold penis in my needy vag, so I put it in the fridge. I put it in the fridge, and it froze to my labia for an hour. Mind you, I came like a geiser, but it was very awkward to explain to my dog.

12/20/2009
This will probably be more successful than when they released the toy story themed dildos. Although the thought of buzz lightyear and woody going balls deep in my anus was pretty appealing

11/21/2009
I'm used to having sex with corpses, but this just makes the experience so much more enjoyable!

Colin 11/01/2009
I've been the proud owner of a Canine-Dildo[tm] since I first saw American Werewolf in London, but when I came across the Vamp I knew my satan prayers had been answered. My fav way of using my Vamps is in a little game I like to call 'Trick or Treat' - my partner blindfolds me and slides in one, two or at a stretch even three of our fantasy themed toys, and depending on the feeling, I let him knw if it was a trick or a treat!!! Happy Hallowfucking!

z 10/28/2009
This is highly logical. I ordered four, let's hope they all fit under my snuggie.

Suzie 08/30/2009
Holy Crap! I have always dreamed about this kind of thing. I love LOVE LOVE Vampires. I dream about them biting me and I also dream about their big cold cocks inside of me. I just ordered 3 of them, and I plan to freeze them all and use them all at once. I don't even need to try this product to know that it is AWESOME!!!!!111

[ExPro]

OMFG - The reviews of that one are great

09/26/2010
Not as sparkly as I thought it would be but it's a nice toy. Large head, the shaft tapers.. Wonderful texture and no smell.

05/10/2010
I very much enjoy The Vamp. This is my first and only dildo and so worth it. I use it with my Hello Kitty vibrator for extra fun. Its true it may not sparkle as well as shown but after you try it out, you won't really care. Great price for quality silicone too!

nicholas 05/06/2010
I was very impressed with the quality of this shaft. However, I was very disappointed in the lack of sparkle the item has. I have as much sparkle in mine as this one does :- ]. I opened it thinking they sent the wrong color then I went outside and tried comparing to the video. It was not even close! My neighbors were looking at me kind of funny though!!

Robyn 01/25/2010
What I really wanted was an ice-cold penis in my needy vag, so I put it in the fridge. I put it in the fridge, and it froze to my labia for an hour. Mind you, I came like a geiser, but it was very awkward to explain to my dog.

12/20/2009
This will probably be more successful than when they released the toy story themed dildos. Although the thought of buzz lightyear and woody going balls deep in my anus was pretty appealing

11/21/2009
I'm used to having sex with corpses, but this just makes the experience so much more enjoyable!

Colin 11/01/2009
I've been the proud owner of a Canine-Dildo[tm] since I first saw American Werewolf in London, but when I came across the Vamp I knew my satan prayers had been answered. My fav way of using my Vamps is in a little game I like to call 'Trick or Treat' - my partner blindfolds me and slides in one, two or at a stretch even three of our fantasy themed toys, and depending on the feeling, I let him knw if it was a trick or a treat!!! Happy Hallowfucking!

z 10/28/2009
This is highly logical. I ordered four, let's hope they all fit under my snuggie.

Suzie 08/30/2009
Holy Crap! I have always dreamed about this kind of thing. I love LOVE LOVE Vampires. I dream about them biting me and I also dream about their big cold cocks inside of me. I just ordered 3 of them, and I plan to freeze them all and use them all at once. I don't even need to try this product to know that it is AWESOME!!!!!111

lmfao!!

[TorresLLNM]

avatar flesh light http://www.fleshlight.com/alien/
vampire fleshlight http://www.fleshlight.com/succu-dry/

enjoy

The avatar one looks like a diseased asshole.


and the vampire one looks like it could only receive ewok cocks.

[ExPro]

avatar flesh light http://www.fleshlight.com/alien/
vampire fleshlight http://www.fleshlight.com/succu-dry/

enjoy

The avatar one looks like a diseased asshole.


and the vampire one looks like it could only receive ewok cocks.

Lmao. Back when I worked at a sex shop a ton of people came in and asked for those things. It is surprising how many people have been turned into retards with the late vampire craze.

[SociallyUnacceptable]

I wonder if they make a bridgit the midget blow up doll....