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Re: Whats the most you've ever

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we had a dude in my division use shoe polish as lube....turns out that wasnt the best idea to use black shoe polish as a white guy...
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Re: Whats the most you've ever

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SociallyUnacceptable wrote:
ExProJailbait wrote:
RayWen wrote:Knew someone who used Tiger Balm, but they were into that kind of thing.
What's tiger balm?
Think Icy Hot on the cock, which is also another item that has been labelled "not safe for lube"
That doesn't sound very pleasant.
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Re: Whats the most you've ever

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6 times in a day.
Fuck it.
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_Sexy-Kitten_ wrote:6 times in a day.
I'm confused is that with or without the tiger balm?
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Re: Whats the most you've ever

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ExProJailbait wrote:
_Sexy-Kitten_ wrote:6 times in a day.
I'm confused is that with or without the tiger balm?
Nothing, maybe some porno lol
Fuck it.
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Re: Whats the most you've ever

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_Sexy-Kitten_ wrote:
ExProJailbait wrote:
_Sexy-Kitten_ wrote:6 times in a day.
I'm confused is that with or without the tiger balm?
Nothing, maybe some porno lol
Oh ok. You had me scared for a second there.
Difference between porn store and sex shop:
Sex is what you do with your socially awkward partner, porn is what better looking people (than you) get payed to do.
TSA= Touching Someone's Ass
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Re: Whats the most you've ever

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_Sexy-Kitten_ wrote:
ExProJailbait wrote:
_Sexy-Kitten_ wrote:6 times in a day.
I'm confused is that with or without the tiger balm?
Nothing, maybe some porno lol
Oh ok. You had me scared for a second there.
Difference between porn store and sex shop:
Sex is what you do with your socially awkward partner, porn is what better looking people (than you) get payed to do.
TSA= Touching Someone's Ass
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Re: Whats the most you've ever

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Nah it's just me good ol' figures lmao
Fuck it.
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Re: Whats the most you've ever

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Now that I've been single for a while, I'd keep count to beat my old number but I don't wanna admit it yet.
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Re: Whats the most you've ever

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J.C. wrote:Now that I've been single for a while, I'd keep count to beat my old number but I don't wanna admit it yet.
That much huh?
Difference between porn store and sex shop:
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