It's raining midgets!!

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It's raining midgets!!

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Ok so for the second day in a row we've had midgets come in. Today though it was a gay dude.

Oh next time the lesbian stripper midgets come in I'm asking for an autograph for JC.
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Re: It's raining midgets!!

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Autograph. Please.I collect midget autographs. That's not a joke.
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Want stripper autographs too? We get a ton of them.
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Re: It's raining midgets!!

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I should've gotten Carrot Top's Autograph when me and my girl saw him at Deja Vu.

It would probably be worth about 5 bucks.
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Re: It's raining midgets!!

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TorresLLNM wrote:I should've gotten Carrot Top's Autograph when me and my girl saw him at Deja Vu.

It would probably be worth about 5 bucks.
Less.
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Re: It's raining midgets!!

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ExProJailbait wrote:Want stripper autographs too? We get a ton of them.
If they are midgets yes. I collect midget stripper autographs.
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Re: It's raining midgets!!

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Aw ok I was gonna get a book of stripper autographs with a special section for midgets.
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Re: It's raining midgets!!

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That's fine. haha.
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