Alright so I am feeling like shit and am about to go take some shots of vodka.
Then all I need to do is get laid and I am good. Anyone have any other suggestions?
Best ways to cheer up...
Best ways to cheer up...
Difference between porn store and sex shop:
Sex is what you do with your socially awkward partner, porn is what better looking people (than you) get payed to do.
TSA= Touching Someone's Ass
Sex is what you do with your socially awkward partner, porn is what better looking people (than you) get payed to do.
TSA= Touching Someone's Ass
Re: Best ways to cheer up...
Shotgun Bukkake!
My right hand holds a vile of trainqualizers
My left hand holds a loaded .38
I've got a young girl who's anticipating romance
And now the only little love that's left is a loaded gun
My left hand holds a loaded .38
I've got a young girl who's anticipating romance
And now the only little love that's left is a loaded gun
Re: Best ways to cheer up...
When you get laid? Film it.
I am also a fan of listening to old punk rock and breaking old shit I don't need anymore.
I am also a fan of listening to old punk rock and breaking old shit I don't need anymore.
Don't play the drinking game. We are NOT responsible for any accidents, dumpings, divorces, or firings that occur over the substance abuse cause by our show.
"JC drunk is like 'hey lets hand this random guy a shotgun and see what happens'"
"JC drunk is like 'hey lets hand this random guy a shotgun and see what happens'"
Re: Best ways to cheer up...
Will do.
Difference between porn store and sex shop:
Sex is what you do with your socially awkward partner, porn is what better looking people (than you) get payed to do.
TSA= Touching Someone's Ass
Sex is what you do with your socially awkward partner, porn is what better looking people (than you) get payed to do.
TSA= Touching Someone's Ass
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Re: Best ways to cheer up...
Blast some funk music.
Preferably Bootsy Collins. No way you can listen to Bootsy and be in a bad mood.
That is... IF you like funk.
Preferably Bootsy Collins. No way you can listen to Bootsy and be in a bad mood.
That is... IF you like funk.
Too weird to live, too rare to die.
Re: Best ways to cheer up...
Sweets + At least two girls = Happy
Doesn't have to be sex, just put them all together and fun will be had:
Doesn't have to be sex, just put them all together and fun will be had:
Re: Best ways to cheer up...
the brown stuff looks like my cats shit after he eats a bunch of tinsel and cant make it to the litter box...very pretty.....
My right hand holds a vile of trainqualizers
My left hand holds a loaded .38
I've got a young girl who's anticipating romance
And now the only little love that's left is a loaded gun
My left hand holds a loaded .38
I've got a young girl who's anticipating romance
And now the only little love that's left is a loaded gun
Re: Best ways to cheer up...
I am not too crazy about funk.
So far RayWen's idea wins.
Thanks guys.
So far RayWen's idea wins.
Thanks guys.
Difference between porn store and sex shop:
Sex is what you do with your socially awkward partner, porn is what better looking people (than you) get payed to do.
TSA= Touching Someone's Ass
Sex is what you do with your socially awkward partner, porn is what better looking people (than you) get payed to do.
TSA= Touching Someone's Ass
Re: Best ways to cheer up...
Win. I fucking love the funk.TorresLLNM wrote:Blast some funk music.
Preferably Bootsy Collins. No way you can listen to Bootsy and be in a bad mood.
That is... IF you like funk.
Don't play the drinking game. We are NOT responsible for any accidents, dumpings, divorces, or firings that occur over the substance abuse cause by our show.
"JC drunk is like 'hey lets hand this random guy a shotgun and see what happens'"
"JC drunk is like 'hey lets hand this random guy a shotgun and see what happens'"
Re: Best ways to cheer up...
Ignores boobies, thinks the chocolate looks like cat shit? No wonder you can't get laid.ewok-Scro wrote:the brown stuff looks like my cats shit after he eats a bunch of tinsel and cant make it to the litter box...very pretty.....