Random fact of the day
Re: Random fact of the day
Lol I am picky. Let me rephrase that I do not get laid by men anymore.
Difference between porn store and sex shop:
Sex is what you do with your socially awkward partner, porn is what better looking people (than you) get payed to do.
TSA= Touching Someone's Ass
Sex is what you do with your socially awkward partner, porn is what better looking people (than you) get payed to do.
TSA= Touching Someone's Ass
Re: Random fact of the day
cause you havent met me in person...i promise i'm a lot more charming...and if i'm not, i've got roofies...
My right hand holds a vile of trainqualizers
My left hand holds a loaded .38
I've got a young girl who's anticipating romance
And now the only little love that's left is a loaded gun
My left hand holds a loaded .38
I've got a young girl who's anticipating romance
And now the only little love that's left is a loaded gun
Re: Random fact of the day
Wait!!! YOU'RE A MAN?!?!ewok-Scro wrote:cause you havent met me in person...i promise i'm a lot more charming...and if i'm not, i've got roofies...
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Re: Random fact of the day
Ok since it's two people behind 1 name, does that mean 2 points for this name or just one?RayWen wrote:Wait!!! YOU'RE A MAN?!?!ewok-Scro wrote:cause you havent met me in person...i promise i'm a lot more charming...and if i'm not, i've got roofies...
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Re: Random fact of the day
Ewoks have gender?!!??!RayWen wrote:Wait!!! YOU'RE A MAN?!?!ewok-Scro wrote:cause you havent met me in person...i promise i'm a lot more charming...and if i'm not, i've got roofies...
Difference between porn store and sex shop:
Sex is what you do with your socially awkward partner, porn is what better looking people (than you) get payed to do.
TSA= Touching Someone's Ass
Sex is what you do with your socially awkward partner, porn is what better looking people (than you) get payed to do.
TSA= Touching Someone's Ass
Re: Random fact of the day
i;m not sure if i have gender i am sure i have a dick
My right hand holds a vile of trainqualizers
My left hand holds a loaded .38
I've got a young girl who's anticipating romance
And now the only little love that's left is a loaded gun
My left hand holds a loaded .38
I've got a young girl who's anticipating romance
And now the only little love that's left is a loaded gun
Re: Random fact of the day
If you say so.Bro-Scro wrote:i;m not sure if i have gender i am sure i have a dick
Difference between porn store and sex shop:
Sex is what you do with your socially awkward partner, porn is what better looking people (than you) get payed to do.
TSA= Touching Someone's Ass
Sex is what you do with your socially awkward partner, porn is what better looking people (than you) get payed to do.
TSA= Touching Someone's Ass
Re: Random fact of the day
Needle play...ExProJailbait wrote:If you say so.ewok-Scro wrote:i;m not sure if i have gender i am sure i have a dick