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Re: Pervs & Stalkers

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Deary, I would be surprised if you attracted someone normal.
Difference between porn store and sex shop:
Sex is what you do with your socially awkward partner, porn is what better looking people (than you) get payed to do.
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Re: Pervs & Stalkers

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_Sexy-Kitten_ wrote:We all get our weird pervs and stalkers right? As I'm coming home from training, some sick wanna be ghetto rocker (only black on him was his gay well done black nail polish) decides to stare me down like I was gonna find it totally hot. Then as he exits the train decides to take his sweet time snaps a camera phone pic of my boobs and runs out. The sucky part is before I could go slug him in the face and get a cop for sexual harassment the doors close. Then some other wanna be rocker decides he is going to stare at me and nearly follow me home, good thing I was brandish my huge umbrella like a spear cause he decided to just stay at the bus stop which meant by the time he gets on the bus I'm gone ^.^. I already had a stalker in JHS don't want to think about pressing charges against someone else.
Ok so explain this to me please, I wear skimpy ass clothes and no one bothers me much, but you who dresses in nothing but jeans and t-shirts get stalkers.
How does that work? Do you go looking for them or something?
Difference between porn store and sex shop:
Sex is what you do with your socially awkward partner, porn is what better looking people (than you) get payed to do.
TSA= Touching Someone's Ass
Bro-Scro
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Re: Pervs & Stalkers

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lol nah its in her head...kind of like the people that line their hats with tinfoil
My right hand holds a vile of trainqualizers
My left hand holds a loaded .38
I've got a young girl who's anticipating romance
And now the only little love that's left is a loaded gun
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Re: Pervs & Stalkers

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Bro-Scro wrote:lol nah its in her head...kind of like the people that line their hats with tinfoil
Why do they do that?
Difference between porn store and sex shop:
Sex is what you do with your socially awkward partner, porn is what better looking people (than you) get payed to do.
TSA= Touching Someone's Ass
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Re: Pervs & Stalkers

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too keep the aliens from probing their thoughts...if they were smart they would line their underwear with tinfoil so they dont get butt diddled
My right hand holds a vile of trainqualizers
My left hand holds a loaded .38
I've got a young girl who's anticipating romance
And now the only little love that's left is a loaded gun
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Re: Pervs & Stalkers

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Bro-Scro wrote:too keep the aliens from probing their thoughts...if they were smart they would line their underwear with tinfoil so they dont get butt diddled
Too late for that one.
Difference between porn store and sex shop:
Sex is what you do with your socially awkward partner, porn is what better looking people (than you) get payed to do.
TSA= Touching Someone's Ass
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Re: Pervs & Stalkers

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i've never been butt diddled
My right hand holds a vile of trainqualizers
My left hand holds a loaded .38
I've got a young girl who's anticipating romance
And now the only little love that's left is a loaded gun
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Re: Pervs & Stalkers

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Bro-Scro wrote:i've never been butt diddled
Um I take it that is a good thing for you, not quite what I was talking about but ok.
Difference between porn store and sex shop:
Sex is what you do with your socially awkward partner, porn is what better looking people (than you) get payed to do.
TSA= Touching Someone's Ass
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Re: Pervs & Stalkers

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ExProJailbait wrote:
Ok so explain this to me please, I wear skimpy ass clothes and no one bothers me much, but you who dresses in nothing but jeans and t-shirts get stalkers.
How does that work? Do you go looking for them or something?
There was a test. Several naked women and one in a bikini. Men would be more interested in the bikini girl, possibly for the mystery underneath.
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Re: Pervs & Stalkers

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RayWen wrote:
ExProJailbait wrote:
Ok so explain this to me please, I wear skimpy ass clothes and no one bothers me much, but you who dresses in nothing but jeans and t-shirts get stalkers.
How does that work? Do you go looking for them or something?
There was a test. Several naked women and one in a bikini. Men would be more interested in the bikini girl, possibly for the mystery underneath.
Perhaps. But she just said her tits were out.
Difference between porn store and sex shop:
Sex is what you do with your socially awkward partner, porn is what better looking people (than you) get payed to do.
TSA= Touching Someone's Ass
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