Cougars
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no its not...look it up under the geneva convention
My right hand holds a vile of trainqualizers
My left hand holds a loaded .38
I've got a young girl who's anticipating romance
And now the only little love that's left is a loaded gun
My left hand holds a loaded .38
I've got a young girl who's anticipating romance
And now the only little love that's left is a loaded gun
Re: Cougars
Lol. Not what I meant but ok.Bro-Scro wrote:no its not...look it up under the geneva convention
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Re: Cougars
depends on if your married or not.ExProJailbait wrote:So today I had a conversation with someone about if you yell "surprise" is it still rape.
I say it's a deathwish. But what do you guys think?
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What about in cases where the woman lets some dude stick toys in her and tell him that he isn't going to fuck her, but later he sticks his dick in her and he kills her by making her choke on his dick, is that bad?
Fuck it.
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Well yeah if she dies, murder generally is bad._Sexy-Kitten_ wrote:What about in cases where the woman lets some dude stick toys in her and tell him that he isn't going to fuck her, but later he sticks his dick in her and he kills her by making her choke on his dick, is that bad?
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that's a touching story. It brought a rise in my pants._Sexy-Kitten_ wrote:What about in cases where the woman lets some dude stick toys in her and tell him that he isn't going to fuck her, but later he sticks his dick in her and he kills her by making her choke on his dick, is that bad?
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ExProJailbait: Well I don't know if she was dead or knocked out
J.C.: Lol did it really? Gave you ideas did it?
J.C.: Lol did it really? Gave you ideas did it?
Fuck it.
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He does have a massive cock that would choke most people.... unless you were that guy from the x-files who could swallow a whole person_Sexy-Kitten_ wrote:ExProJailbait: Well I don't know if she was dead or knocked out
J.C.: Lol did it really? Gave you ideas did it?
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Which part?_Sexy-Kitten_ wrote:Lmfao I'm sure that is even possible
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