Ep#48.2 - Holy Money Shot

[ExPro]

BAWWW just be glad they are doing it...

I am.
I'm also being very patient.

[Bro-Scro]

and i'm the pope

[ExPro]

and i'm the pope

Omg if you are, boy do I have a shitload of catholic jokes and commentaries to unleash on you.

[SociallyUnacceptable]

Love the sparta line. You gotta keep that in the bag of goodies. You should've done that voice for the naughty love hamper story

[ExPro]

Hello new person. Glad you joined the forums.

[SociallyUnacceptable]

No shit bone. I would love to get some street crew stuff to promote you guys up here. Its quite possible that we could get you some bone lovin as we are in the books for not only having the worlds largest six-pack, as well as probably the most bars on one street. As many drunks as we have in this town, I'm sure we have a few people who might listen (as far as I know goat pussy is not tasty up here- unsure about cow pussy).

[Bro-Scro]

^whos that guy? Also i love his signature...because i was one of those minimum wage guys that they wanted to fix things, despite my unorthodox methods and tools used to do tasks.....

Also best feeling ever...walk into a bar with a 3 lbs hand sledge, a masonry chisel and a 30" hex handled crowbar and the manager stops you to ask what the fuck you are about to do....then the kitchen manager grabs the GM and says "we dont ask questions, we let him do what he does"......FUCK YEA

[SociallyUnacceptable]

Names Scott, I'm new on here obviously. But yeah it's like I work at a subway and these people expect a gourmet meal. Not when I get paid 7.50 an hour folks. And do these people think we're not gonna make fun of them after they leave? Of course we are- you gotta have something funny to talk about when you're stoned, which brings us back to band members and pizza jobs....

[Bro-Scro]

Wheres your introduction in the intro forum? I want to hear more about this subway stuff....i know they used to talk shit after i left, it was my goal...

Oh man i thought it was the best, i worked in a bar...so not only was it shit pay, but there was enough stupid to go around...in working there 6 months i got enough stories to write a book about stupid shit employee/customers did...Also introduced the mexicans to the lair, they had a great time but didnt play it when the bosses were around cause they got butthurt...its a bar, get over it...

[ExPro]

I had a friend who worked in subway. After a few of his stories I do not go there anymore.
Oh jeez I once worked in a pharmacy and that is like a fucking he'll hole of stupidity.
At least while working as a waitress I could put eye drops into the waters of those that were assholes.