I think I'm a little better than he describes his perfect woman...
I'm only 125 lbs... sorry.
I've had my upper wisdom teeth, an two upper molars (one on either side) removed, but he wouldn't be able to tell, unless his cock was in my mouth, and I don't think he would complain about the lack of sharp teeth rubbing against his delicate hood.
I do have two tits, however... they are very small. Collectively, they could equal one respectably sized tit.
And my clit is average sized, and very nice. But it does have a piercing... Evey can testify to that.

That is my bad self... the rest is good... I promise.
*kisses*
Scylla