Expro's tips for not scaring away women.
Re: Expro's tips for not scaring away women.
I think I will put a tiny camera and mic in my cleavage to record some of the odd ways I get hit on in NYC it is creepy yet hilarious.
Difference between porn store and sex shop:
Sex is what you do with your socially awkward partner, porn is what better looking people (than you) get payed to do.
TSA= Touching Someone's Ass
Sex is what you do with your socially awkward partner, porn is what better looking people (than you) get payed to do.
TSA= Touching Someone's Ass
Re: Expro's tips for not scaring away women.
wow...i get laid more than expro and booze usually isnt involved...
My right hand holds a vile of trainqualizers
My left hand holds a loaded .38
I've got a young girl who's anticipating romance
And now the only little love that's left is a loaded gun
My left hand holds a loaded .38
I've got a young girl who's anticipating romance
And now the only little love that's left is a loaded gun
Re: Expro's tips for not scaring away women.
That may be true, though partially of my own volition.Bro-Scro wrote:wow...i get laid more than expro and booze usually isnt involved...
Difference between porn store and sex shop:
Sex is what you do with your socially awkward partner, porn is what better looking people (than you) get payed to do.
TSA= Touching Someone's Ass
Sex is what you do with your socially awkward partner, porn is what better looking people (than you) get payed to do.
TSA= Touching Someone's Ass
Re: Expro's tips for not scaring away women.
you cant just make up bullshit words and expect me to figure out what they mean...shit dont happen that way...
My right hand holds a vile of trainqualizers
My left hand holds a loaded .38
I've got a young girl who's anticipating romance
And now the only little love that's left is a loaded gun
My left hand holds a loaded .38
I've got a young girl who's anticipating romance
And now the only little love that's left is a loaded gun
Re: Expro's tips for not scaring away women.
I didn't make up any words. Can't help it if you are special.Bro-Scro wrote:you cant just make up bullshit words and expect me to figure out what they mean...shit dont happen that way...
Difference between porn store and sex shop:
Sex is what you do with your socially awkward partner, porn is what better looking people (than you) get payed to do.
TSA= Touching Someone's Ass
Sex is what you do with your socially awkward partner, porn is what better looking people (than you) get payed to do.
TSA= Touching Someone's Ass
Re: Expro's tips for not scaring away women.
We'll raise you (at least) two hot women and an Hitachi.ugliestever wrote:I vote that you take a road trip to TN and sit on JC's face to forget about all your worries.
Re: Expro's tips for not scaring away women.
The two hot women and a Hitachi sound a lot more tempting.RayWen wrote:We'll raise you (at least) two hot women and an Hitachi.ugliestever wrote:I vote that you take a road trip to TN and sit on JC's face to forget about all your worries.
Difference between porn store and sex shop:
Sex is what you do with your socially awkward partner, porn is what better looking people (than you) get payed to do.
TSA= Touching Someone's Ass
Sex is what you do with your socially awkward partner, porn is what better looking people (than you) get payed to do.
TSA= Touching Someone's Ass
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Re: Expro's tips for not scaring away women.
I'm sorry, but he gets a ewok-sized bucket of win for this.Bro-Scro wrote:i wasted 5 minutes of my life realizing this thread is "dont act like ewok"
Too weird to live, too rare to die.
Re: Expro's tips for not scaring away women.
Question how large would that bucket of win be? In human measurements if possible.TorresLLNM wrote:I'm sorry, but he gets a ewok-sized bucket of win for this.Bro-Scro wrote:i wasted 5 minutes of my life realizing this thread is "dont act like ewok"
Difference between porn store and sex shop:
Sex is what you do with your socially awkward partner, porn is what better looking people (than you) get payed to do.
TSA= Touching Someone's Ass
Sex is what you do with your socially awkward partner, porn is what better looking people (than you) get payed to do.
TSA= Touching Someone's Ass
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Re: Expro's tips for not scaring away women.
The size of approximately 1 chicken McNugget.ExPro wrote:Question how large would that bucket of win be? In human measurements if possible.TorresLLNM wrote:I'm sorry, but he gets a ewok-sized bucket of win for this.Bro-Scro wrote:i wasted 5 minutes of my life realizing this thread is "dont act like ewok"
Too weird to live, too rare to die.