Bone wrote:
That depends... Is it wrong I hear a sexy Ukrainian accent in my head when I read your posts...lol
Yes. Its wrong.
Its wrong because I do not have an accent, I speak Russian, English, and Ukrainian, but I do not have an accent in any of them.
Sorry Bone. The closest I get is when I sometimes mispronounce something, and my american friends never leave me alone about it.(its really rare)
Difference between porn store and sex shop:
Sex is what you do with your socially awkward partner, porn is what better looking people (than you) get payed to do.
TSA= Touching Someone's Ass
My right hand holds a vile of trainqualizers
My left hand holds a loaded .38
I've got a young girl who's anticipating romance
And now the only little love that's left is a loaded gun
Yeah sorry.
At least no one asks me if I am a mail-order wife.
Difference between porn store and sex shop:
Sex is what you do with your socially awkward partner, porn is what better looking people (than you) get payed to do.
TSA= Touching Someone's Ass
Yeah sorry.
At least no one asks me if I am a mail-order wife.
Are you a mail order wife?
Don't play the drinking game. We are NOT responsible for any accidents, dumpings, divorces, or firings that occur over the substance abuse cause by our show.
"JC drunk is like 'hey lets hand this random guy a shotgun and see what happens'"
Yeah sorry.
At least no one asks me if I am a mail-order wife.
Are you a mail order wife?
Well last time I checked I wasn't. But I will let you know if I randomly get a shock collar around my neck.
Difference between porn store and sex shop:
Sex is what you do with your socially awkward partner, porn is what better looking people (than you) get payed to do.
TSA= Touching Someone's Ass
ExProJailbait wrote:
Yeah sorry.
At least no one asks me if I am a mail-order wife.
Are you a mail order wife?
Well last time I checked I wasn't. But I will let you know if I randomly get a shock collar around my neck.
would you like to be a mail order wife? I'm sure UPS can drop ship within the country....
My right hand holds a vile of trainqualizers
My left hand holds a loaded .38
I've got a young girl who's anticipating romance
And now the only little love that's left is a loaded gun
Bro-Scro wrote:
would you like to be a mail order wife? I'm sure UPS can drop ship within the country....
Never mind the wife, just send him that shock collar.
I'm an American citizen so it's too late for me to be a mail-order anything.
Why would JC need a shock collar?
Difference between porn store and sex shop:
Sex is what you do with your socially awkward partner, porn is what better looking people (than you) get payed to do.
TSA= Touching Someone's Ass
Trust us, I need the shock collar.
So I heard the new episode.... wow. Pretty good shit. Best in a while me thinks. Now maybe later we will upload it. But for now.... haha. Suffer.
Don't play the drinking game. We are NOT responsible for any accidents, dumpings, divorces, or firings that occur over the substance abuse cause by our show.
"JC drunk is like 'hey lets hand this random guy a shotgun and see what happens'"
J.C. wrote:Trust us, I need the shock collar.
So I heard the new episode.... wow. Pretty good shit. Best in a while me thinks. Now maybe later we will upload it. But for now.... haha. Suffer.
For that fuck you.
As for the shock collar if I find one for people I will be sure to send it to you.
Difference between porn store and sex shop:
Sex is what you do with your socially awkward partner, porn is what better looking people (than you) get payed to do.
TSA= Touching Someone's Ass