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Re: I Am Captain Awesome

Posted: Sun Sep 05, 2010 8:06 pm
by Bro-Scro
its more like paying tribute to my cock for his ability to fuck women...

Re: I Am Captain Awesome

Posted: Mon Sep 06, 2010 9:16 am
by Captain Awesome
much thanks.

to answer bro-scro:
i most like miniguns,bolt-action snipers and 50 cal. desert eagles.
and regarding the viking ship on block . . . i don't know what the fuck you are talking about.

Re: I Am Captain Awesome

Posted: Mon Sep 06, 2010 9:51 am
by Bro-Scro
ok every country has rednecks....its a scientific fact...in america, we drive cars, and when a car breaks down, you put it up on concrete blocks in your front/back/side yard...

this is an example...
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in your country, you drive viking ships, which means since you have rednecks, that it must come to pass that somewhere in your great land you have a viking ship up on blocks...

Re: I Am Captain Awesome

Posted: Mon Sep 06, 2010 10:02 am
by TorresLLNM
Bro-Scro wrote:its more like paying tribute to my cock for his ability to fuck women...
That's like paying tribute to our current nuclear weapons for their ability to fuck/kill a bunch of people at once....


They have the ability, but they never do.

Re: I Am Captain Awesome

Posted: Mon Sep 06, 2010 10:07 am
by Bro-Scro
twice....they did it twice you son of a bitch...and both times it happened it was EPIC

Re: I Am Captain Awesome

Posted: Mon Sep 06, 2010 10:12 am
by TorresLLNM
Bro-Scro wrote:twice....they did it twice you son of a bitch...and both times it happened it was EPIC
I said our CURRENT NUCLEAR weapons.

Re: I Am Captain Awesome

Posted: Mon Sep 06, 2010 10:13 am
by Bro-Scro
yea? well ive still boned more bitches than you....so it may not be nuclear...it may only be a daisy cutter, its all about placement for maximum effect

Re: I Am Captain Awesome

Posted: Mon Sep 06, 2010 10:15 am
by Captain Awesome
Bro-Scro wrote: in your country, you drive viking ships, which means since you have rednecks, that it must come to pass that somewhere in your great land you have a viking ship up on blocks...
i see one on every street corner.it annoys me after i've been sharpening my battleaxe and hunted polarbears in the street.

Re: I Am Captain Awesome

Posted: Mon Sep 06, 2010 10:20 am
by Bro-Scro
you must think i'm a fucking idiot...you guys dont have polar bears...the eskimos killed them all in an effort to use their skin so that palin could sail to russia in a skin boat and kick the shit out of those god damned communists single handedly

Re: I Am Captain Awesome

Posted: Mon Sep 06, 2010 12:35 pm
by Captain Awesome
pfh eskimos . . . there is no such thing.thats just an urban legend.
and id like to see palin fight a hind battle helicopter with her shotgun.that'd be EPIC.