I Am Captain Awesome

Just what it says
Bro-Scro
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Re: I Am Captain Awesome

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i'd like to see palin dismembered by the rotors of a chopper, then fed to the wild wolves she hunted...
My right hand holds a vile of trainqualizers
My left hand holds a loaded .38
I've got a young girl who's anticipating romance
And now the only little love that's left is a loaded gun
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Re: I Am Captain Awesome

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Uh what did I miss?
Difference between porn store and sex shop:
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Re: I Am Captain Awesome

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angry ewok-micro Scro wrote:yea? well ive still boned more bitches than you....so it may not be nuclear...it may only be a daisy cutter, its all about placement for maximum effect


Gerbils don't count.
Bro-Scro
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Re: I Am Captain Awesome

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nah i use the gerbils as condoms to increase sensation in the woman..
My right hand holds a vile of trainqualizers
My left hand holds a loaded .38
I've got a young girl who's anticipating romance
And now the only little love that's left is a loaded gun
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Re: I Am Captain Awesome

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angry ewok-micro Scro wrote:nah i use the gerbils as condoms to increase sensation in the woman..


Like those extendo-dick condoms? Rosie likes the fur?
Bro-Scro
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Re: I Am Captain Awesome

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nah its all about the fur and the teeth...
My right hand holds a vile of trainqualizers
My left hand holds a loaded .38
I've got a young girl who's anticipating romance
And now the only little love that's left is a loaded gun
Nitesynth
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Re: I Am Captain Awesome

Post by Nitesynth »

Bone wrote:
Bro-Scro wrote:i am, but thats a given


Yeah with that much sexy how could you keep from touching yourself? BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA


Shhh bone you aren't suppose to let people know what you do in the shower. That's your special time! Just remember Baaa really does mean no....and Asstinis.
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Re: I Am Captain Awesome

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Bro-Scro wrote:nah its all about the fur and the teeth...

Like an angry badger comes the risk of fucking a woman with a very hairy bush.
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