I Am Captain Awesome

Just what it says
Captain Awesome
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I Am Captain Awesome

Post by Captain Awesome »

yes,yes indeed.that IS the coolest screen name your eyes have ever gazed upon.

now on to the introduction:

hello there i am a 19 year old guy from norway.
i much like discussing on forums.
i recently discovered bone's lair via iTunes.i loved it instantly.
i am a obsessive youtube user and a compulsive fapper.
i like metal(all sub genres),rock(all subgenres) and assorted singular songs of a few other genres.
i am most likely the biggest fan of the simsons you will ever find.
and i am a weapon enthusiast.
ExPro
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Re: I Am Captain Awesome

Post by ExPro »

Welcome.
Difference between porn store and sex shop:
Sex is what you do with your socially awkward partner, porn is what better looking people (than you) get payed to do.
TSA= Touching Someone's Ass
Bro-Scro
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Re: I Am Captain Awesome

Post by Bro-Scro »

what kind of weapons? also do you know anyone with a viking ship up on blocks?
My right hand holds a vile of trainqualizers
My left hand holds a loaded .38
I've got a young girl who's anticipating romance
And now the only little love that's left is a loaded gun
TorresLLNM
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Re: I Am Captain Awesome

Post by TorresLLNM »

Welcome to Bone's Lair.

Beware of Ewoks, Mother-fuckin' Ukranians, Junkies, Arkadies (whatever those are), and molesto-vans. Enjoy your goat pussy.
Too weird to live, too rare to die.
ExPro
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Re: I Am Captain Awesome

Post by ExPro »

Oh and beware of the is-small we don't know know if he is Mexican but he posts weird pictures.
Difference between porn store and sex shop:
Sex is what you do with your socially awkward partner, porn is what better looking people (than you) get payed to do.
TSA= Touching Someone's Ass
Bro-Scro
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Re: I Am Captain Awesome

Post by Bro-Scro »

is-small is suspected of being a mexican...and the ukranian is really a god damned russian spy...please dont feed the ewok
My right hand holds a vile of trainqualizers
My left hand holds a loaded .38
I've got a young girl who's anticipating romance
And now the only little love that's left is a loaded gun
J.C.
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Re: I Am Captain Awesome

Post by J.C. »

I fucking love your screen name
Don't play the drinking game. We are NOT responsible for any accidents, dumpings, divorces, or firings that occur over the substance abuse cause by our show.
"JC drunk is like 'hey lets hand this random guy a shotgun and see what happens'"
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Re: I Am Captain Awesome

Post by Bone »

Welcome to the forum! Glad you found us!

Now your intro post leads me to ask the question....
Just how many of our listeners are chronic masterbaters?
Democracy is two wolves and a lamb voting on what to have for lunch.
Liberty is a well-armed lamb contesting the vote! - Benjamin Franklin


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Bro-Scro
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Re: I Am Captain Awesome

Post by Bro-Scro »

i am, but thats a given
My right hand holds a vile of trainqualizers
My left hand holds a loaded .38
I've got a young girl who's anticipating romance
And now the only little love that's left is a loaded gun
Bone
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Re: I Am Captain Awesome

Post by Bone »

Bro-Scro wrote:i am, but thats a given


Yeah with that much sexy how could you keep from touching yourself? BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Democracy is two wolves and a lamb voting on what to have for lunch.
Liberty is a well-armed lamb contesting the vote! - Benjamin Franklin


Join my Music Revolution http://www.djbone.com
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