The new girl Jen...

[ExPro]

yup

So are you a male ewok?
Do ewoks have gender?
Tranny ewok?

[Bro-Scro]

umm good question, but i'm smokey the ewok...and if you've seen smokey and the bandits...smokey is a dude...and smokey the bear wears pants which lends to dude as well, plus i'm on the internet...thats 6 dude things and no chick things...so yea i'm a dude ewok

[ExPro]

I wear pants (althought rarely)
and am on the internet, but I am not a dude.
I checked. Lmao

[Bro-Scro]

Riiiight...and i believe you...I heard a story about dudes buying fake boobs........Nuff said

[ExPro]

Riiiight...and i believe you...I heard a story about dudes buying fake boobs........Nuff said

Is that how you got yours?

[Bro-Scro]

nah mine came from lots and lots of booze!

[RayWen]

nah mine came from lots and lots of booze!

So you got drunk one night and your friends thought it would be funny to give you fake boobs?

[Bro-Scro]

yup...cost em 8 grand, but i can legally show em off!

[ExPro]

yup...cost em 8 grand, but i can legally show em off!

Only problem with that is no one wants to see them.

[Bro-Scro]

maybe if i shaved my nipples/chest...