Ismael (No dick jokes, please.)

Just what it says
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J.C. wrote:
ExProJailbait wrote:How the hell did I end up being called a Bimbo?! :shock:
I just want a STFU Bimbo button. I don't care who its for.
I'll make yours STFU tits.
Lol alright, but my tits don't talk. At least I do not think they do.
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they speak volumes...
My right hand holds a vile of trainqualizers
My left hand holds a loaded .38
I've got a young girl who's anticipating romance
And now the only little love that's left is a loaded gun
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Bro-Scro wrote:they speak volumes...
If you say so.
Difference between porn store and sex shop:
Sex is what you do with your socially awkward partner, porn is what better looking people (than you) get payed to do.
TSA= Touching Someone's Ass
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ExProJailbait wrote:
J.C. wrote:
ExProJailbait wrote:How the hell did I end up being called a Bimbo?! :shock:
I just want a STFU Bimbo button. I don't care who its for.
I'll make yours STFU tits.
Lol alright, but my tits don't talk. At least I do not think they do.
WHY NOT. TEACH THEM. NOW.
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J.C. wrote:
ExProJailbait wrote: Lol alright, but my tits don't talk. At least I do not think they do.
WHY NOT. TEACH THEM. NOW.
I would but idk how.
Difference between porn store and sex shop:
Sex is what you do with your socially awkward partner, porn is what better looking people (than you) get payed to do.
TSA= Touching Someone's Ass
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maybe if you let me talk to them it will help?
My right hand holds a vile of trainqualizers
My left hand holds a loaded .38
I've got a young girl who's anticipating romance
And now the only little love that's left is a loaded gun
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Bro-Scro wrote:maybe if you let me talk to them it will help?
Yeah thats a no.
Difference between porn store and sex shop:
Sex is what you do with your socially awkward partner, porn is what better looking people (than you) get payed to do.
TSA= Touching Someone's Ass
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ExProJailbait wrote:
Bro-Scro wrote:maybe if you let me talk to them it will help?
Yeah thats a no.
alls i see is yeah...
My right hand holds a vile of trainqualizers
My left hand holds a loaded .38
I've got a young girl who's anticipating romance
And now the only little love that's left is a loaded gun
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Re: Ismael (No dick jokes, please.)

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Bro-Scro wrote:
ExProJailbait wrote:
Bro-Scro wrote:maybe if you let me talk to them it will help?
Yeah thats a no.
alls i see is yeah...
Glasses?
Difference between porn store and sex shop:
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tunnel vision
My right hand holds a vile of trainqualizers
My left hand holds a loaded .38
I've got a young girl who's anticipating romance
And now the only little love that's left is a loaded gun
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