Ismael (No dick jokes, please.)

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Ismael (No dick jokes, please.)

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I'm Ismael, like the dude from Moby Dick [get it?], but without the H and fishy smell.

I'm just a 20 year old misfit with no real direction, who stumbled upon your modest but awesome podcast, just recently. I gotta say you guys are pretty interesting, and you honestly make me laugh. I listen to you guys on my way to work and sometimes AT work when I'm not supposed to (with headphones). I just recently moved to New Mexico from Las Vegas, Nevada (the things I do for love......and sex). Uhhhh, I have a very broad taste in music. I mostly listen to Rock and Blues. I also enjoy Funk, Motown, Industrial, a little electronic, and a little bit of metal, and a ton of shit in between. I don't like (c)Rap or Hip hop much. I can tolerate country (I like Johnny Cash, of course).

Uh... what else can I say?

Shit, I can't think of anything else to say.... FUCK IT, I'LL DO IT LIVE! :ugeek:
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Welcome to forums! Thanks for listening! I think you are already on the FB page.
Now for some dick jokes.
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whatthefuck I can't write ALL the jokes. **drums fingers and waits for others to make dick jokes**
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Can't write all, or ANY of the dick jokes? Heh.
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Ya know if you really wanted dick jokes you should have had a name like "donkey dong" or some shit...I mean for gods sake dont use your real name because they will make fun of you.

Also its hard to be a dick without the fishy smell unless you have a shitty smell about you!
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Well, I couldn't think of a clever and witty name like Bro-scro(tum). And I'm used to my name getting mispronounced and made fun of anyway. I don't go by my first name most of the time anyway.

So do you guy do your podcast like every two weeks, for the most part? Your last episode was great, my brother-in-law totally lost it when J.C. spewed out the "fire in hell for ginger kids" line.
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Every 2 weeks give or take...there have been a couple of dry patches in the past which is why i'm glad there are more people on here to piss and moan and keep the guys on track....also BALL BARRIER!
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TorresLLNM wrote:So do you guy do your podcast like every two weeks, for the most part? Your last episode was great, my brother-in-law totally lost it when J.C. spewed out the "fire in hell for ginger kids" line.
Yeah we are a little overdue with latest show. Scheduling difficulties... hoping to get a show recorded for you all in the next few days.
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Bone wrote:
TorresLLNM wrote:So do you guy do your podcast like every two weeks, for the most part? Your last episode was great, my brother-in-law totally lost it when J.C. spewed out the "fire in hell for ginger kids" line.
Yeah we are a little overdue with latest show. Scheduling difficulties... hoping to get a show recorded for you all in the next few days.
THIS. Yea. Give it a few days. We are O.D.ed on material at this point I'd say. Soon as we can get a mutual night free... you get a show!
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So, I wanna cool dark nickname like junkie christ, or skuttle, or bro-scrotum. Anyone got any ideas? :mrgreen:

Eh, I've never had any good nicknames. Other than "flagpole" "Ish" or "Hey, what in the motherfuck are you doing to my dog?!"
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TorresLLNM wrote:So, I wanna cool dark nickname like junkie christ, or skuttle, or bro-scrotum. Anyone got any ideas? :mrgreen:

Eh, I've never had any good nicknames. Other than "flagpole" "Ish" or "Hey, what in the motherfuck are you doing to my dog?!"
Next episode.
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