Dear Bones lair, I am in need of help yet again

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Dear Bones lair, I am in need of help yet again

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I am no longer looking for dating advice as I have decided it is easier to just not bother or care about that at my age. What I am curious about is this habit that I have discovered in females. Showing me photos of the people they are dating all the time for no reason. When did photos of the insignificant other replace the horror of random baby photos?
Fuck is it not obvious that I do not care/want to see said photographs?
Am I the only one plagued by this epidemic of stupidity or does it happen in other places too?
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Re: Dear Bones lair, I am in need of help yet again

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Re: Dear Bones lair, I am in need of help yet again

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Oh I also have a bonus question.
People looking through the phone of the person they are dating or even a romantic interest. What the fuck? That shit is not cute.
I was on a date and a guy took my phone and asked me who "insert male friend name here" was and why he texted me while I was on a date.
That is so fucking stupid. What ever happened to minding your own damn business?
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Re: Dear Bones lair, I am in need of help yet again

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That guy's an idiot. Everyone knows you wait until the other person's asleep or in the shower to go thru their phone.
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Re: Dear Bones lair, I am in need of help yet again

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ugliestever wrote:That guy's an idiot. Everyone knows you wait until the other person's asleep or in the shower to go thru their phone.
Oh so he was supposed to break into my house then?
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Re: Dear Bones lair, I am in need of help yet again

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ExPro wrote:
ugliestever wrote:That guy's an idiot. Everyone knows you wait until the other person's asleep or in the shower to go thru their phone.
Oh so he was supposed to break into my house then?
Or fuck you into a post sex coma. And then go thru your shit.
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Re: Dear Bones lair, I am in need of help yet again

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ugliestever wrote:
ExPro wrote:
ugliestever wrote:That guy's an idiot. Everyone knows you wait until the other person's asleep or in the shower to go thru their phone.
Oh so he was supposed to break into my house then?
Or fuck you into a post sex coma. And then go thru your shit.
haha that sounds interesting, but usually guy who do shit like go through their date's things are no too confident in themselves, at times due to having a small dick, or at least that is what my opinion on this is
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Re: Dear Bones lair, I am in need of help yet again

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ExPro wrote:Oh I also have a bonus question.
People looking through the phone of the person they are dating or even a romantic interest. What the fuck? That shit is not cute.
I was on a date and a guy took my phone and asked me who "insert male friend name here" was and why he texted me while I was on a date.
That is so fucking stupid. What ever happened to minding your own damn business?
I think the real question is, why the fuck would you pick up a dude with such low self-esteem in the first place? (not you specifically but in general).
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Re: Dear Bones lair, I am in need of help yet again

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TorresLLNM wrote:
ExPro wrote:Oh I also have a bonus question.
People looking through the phone of the person they are dating or even a romantic interest. What the fuck? That shit is not cute.
I was on a date and a guy took my phone and asked me who "insert male friend name here" was and why he texted me while I was on a date.
That is so fucking stupid. What ever happened to minding your own damn business?
I think the real question is, why the fuck would you pick up a dude with such low self-esteem in the first place? (not you specifically but in general).
Well the issue with that is they (and by "they" I mean the very strange people I've had the misfortune to go on dates with) all seem more or less normal at first, it is usually after the half hour mark that the insanity and stupidity come out.
Besides it beats sitting in my friend's house looking at photos of her gf in high school. I have seen more photos of my friend's insignificant others in these past few months than I have seen images of anyone I ever dated.
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Re: Dear Bones lair, I am in need of help yet again

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ExPro wrote: Well the issue with that is they (and by "they" I mean the very strange people I've had the misfortune to go on dates with) all seem more or less normal at first, it is usually after the half hour mark that the insanity and stupidity come out.
Besides it beats sitting in my friend's house looking at photos of her gf in high school. I have seen more photos of my friend's insignificant others in these past few months than I have seen images of anyone I ever dated.
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