Bone's Lair

Dear Bone's Lair,

Other than roofies, what's the best way for an extremely fat & ugly chick to get laid? Should I lead with, "I'll buy you a new tv" ???

This episode makes me want to try Four Loko

Jeff Blank was hilarious and he sounds sexy, ah you country boys.

They are probably scared of you ...

Sweet, I'm gonna try to make it. I'm only 5 hours away.

Told a friend about the show and now whenever I see her at work, she asks me "Do you have that in leather?"

Bro-Scro wrote:do you have a mullet too? cause if you take a picture with yourself...you win...

I briefly had a mullet a few years ago, but I gave up on it because my hair doesn't hold it well. But like a mullet I'm business in the front and party in the back!

I'm from lameass Ohio.

Hello there, I'm ugliestever and just started listening to the show. Love it!
I have a fupa and think you dudes are hilarious.