Bone's Lair

I think the first episode I downloaded was Lactation for Lubrication (JC's favorite), but the first full episode I actually listened to was Cornhole Porpoise. I couldn't decide whether to laugh my ass off or stare at the ipod in shock ... so I did both! I love listening to Bone's Lair... it's the on...

ExPro wrote:

J.C. wrote: Yes. Paint your clothing on.

Should I paint on a raincoat for when it rains?
I doubt that is a good idea.

I think that is a fantastic idea! I might steal it

So apparently blow jobs cause cancer.... http://gawker.com/5846488/blowjobs-are-actually-causing-cancer And THAT right there is why you should make sure you don't go down on the unclean! Also: http://www.cnn.com/2011/HEALTH/02/02/hpv.vaccine.men.health/index.html If I can get a damn vaccine for HPV...

Bro-Scro wrote:i think its pretty cool, but apparently my tiny ewok penis is a topic of conversation for your giant bulbous american dicks

It's because they're envious of it.....

Bone wrote:Welcome to the madhaus!

Drinks are in the fridge. Beware the container marked "JC's science experiment"....

What kinds of drinks? Not that i'm really that picky... so long as it gets me to my happy place.

Bro-Scro wrote:Big A? Do i know you by chance?

I'm assuming you mean atlanta.....

Indeed I do mean Atlanta... and not sure. It's a possibility, but Atlanta is a pretty big city.

-facepalm- Fuck I cannot believe I wrote telescope. My bad. Sorry 3 hours of sleep and an iphone will do that. As for the size of the ewok genitals, why can't they be that small. There was never a section for ewoks in my bio books and I am a bio major. Therefore we do not know for sure, but we can ...

futzable wrote:For the record:
I probably have the smallest penis a guy can have whilst still being considered male.
That is all.

I don't know about that.... I knew a guy once.... let's just say I've seen newborns with bigger equipment. I almost felt bad for him

-facepalm- Fuck I cannot believe I wrote telescope. My bad. Sorry 3 hours of sleep and an iphone will do that. As for the size of the ewok genitals, why can't they be that small. There was never a section for ewoks in my bio books and I am a bio major. Therefore we do not know for sure, but we can ...

I do not think you should be concerned, he is a bit of a creeper, but for the most part harmless. Unless you have a fear of tiny needles and microscopic nuts. Haha yeah. But it doesn't matter because without an electron telescope you won't even see it. I've worked with electron microscopes before.....