Bone's Lair

Bro-Scro wrote:i'm fun sized, would an ewok fit?

The word "fun" should never be used to describe you.

DirtyCabbagePatchKid wrote:I can contort myself to fit inside a suitcase...

We have got to meet up for photos

DirtyCabbagePatchKid wrote:

ExPro wrote:I just do not feel comfortable with sharp objects being around my genitals...

Agreed... no sharp and pointys welcome here...

So, it's waxing then?

Bro-Scro wrote:sure you are...see moose n squirrel....

I'm fairly certain she wouldn't date your ex boyfriends.

Transportation willing, one or more of us will be there.

ExPro wrote:I had a date fro friday, but not anymore.
I linked a guy to the show, 10 min later I get a call that he is suddenly sick.... really? All of a sudden he is sick huh?

Maybe he's afraid you googled him.

J.C. wrote:Stay single. Listen to Bone's lair.

We're married and have a girlfriend. Your argument is invalid.

Bro-Scro wrote:expro, i'm auditioning for a pet rock, alls you have to do is have a pulse, be good looking and fuck me on occasion....

You'd have to be pretty stoned to even think of digging out the tweezers for you.

Simply put, you would seem to be too smart for them.

From what we've gathered in your posts and the visit to the lair you are not the bimbo that most men seek. The are lured in by your beauty, yet when they find out you're not their "fuck me and follow me around eye candy" they panic.

With the lovely Purple People Eater, Lurial:

And a three way with Catwoman and Cody Warhammer of The Man Power: