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by futzable
Sat Sep 17, 2011 1:59 pm
Forum: General
Topic: Buttsex.
Replies: 14
Views: 15786

Re: Buttsex.

Omicron Nexus wrote:I need moral quandaries to ponder.
Is it wrong to fuck my dad because he's my father or because he's dead?
by futzable
Sat Sep 17, 2011 12:43 pm
Forum: JC's Hate Mail
Topic: I HATE THE FACT THAT JC
Replies: 57
Views: 67385

Re: I HATE THE FACT THAT JC

ExPro wrote:Um next topic please?
Anyone else feel like a lawn sprinkler when you take out your prince albert?
by futzable
Fri Sep 16, 2011 1:43 pm
Forum: Show Talk
Topic: The Roast of JC
Replies: 29
Views: 28636

Re: The Roast of JC

EnvyLCC wrote:Futzable, you have a penis. It's just an innie. OMGSUCHANOBVIOUSJOKE. :roll:
I got what's known as 'inner shaft'...
by futzable
Fri Sep 16, 2011 7:37 am
Forum: JC's Hate Mail
Topic: I HATE THE FACT THAT JC
Replies: 57
Views: 67385

Re: I HATE THE FACT THAT JC

EnvyLCC wrote:That's not what Tennessee LogJammer is. So nasty.
Oh, I know. I would say from personal experience, but I have performance anxiety...
by futzable
Thu Sep 15, 2011 1:10 pm
Forum: Show Talk
Topic: The Roast of JC
Replies: 29
Views: 28636

Re: The Roast of JC

Bro-Scro wrote:i'll give you a blowjob if you can make it sooner...
The joke's on you.
I don't even have a penis.
by futzable
Thu Sep 15, 2011 7:50 am
Forum: JC's Hate Mail
Topic: I HATE THE FACT THAT JC
Replies: 57
Views: 67385

Re: I HATE THE FACT THAT JC

Bro-Scro wrote:whats the tenn log jammer?
It's a long, thin, stiff wire that is rounded off at each end one slides into an erect penis to increase the pleasure of masturbation, hence the 'Log' (penis) 'Jammer' (insertion) of the title.
What makes it Tennessee?
It's bright Orange, of course! (Go Vols!!!!!)
by futzable
Thu Sep 15, 2011 7:42 am
Forum: Show Talk
Topic: The Roast of JC
Replies: 29
Views: 28636

Re: The Roast of JC

haha you used shitpussy again...it made me laugh...also need more booze and listen again while touching myself...do you have any video versions with a decent angle? also i touched my wiener to the angry comic, he made my butt tingle... I took video from the opposite angle. When I get my shit togeth...
by futzable
Wed Aug 31, 2011 3:35 pm
Forum: General
Topic: Help the animals watch some porn
Replies: 10
Views: 11061

Re: Help the animals watch some porn

so is it pornography made for animals to watch
or is it pornography made for humans interspliced with scenes of how chicken or beef is processed?

cause only one of those appeals to me.
by futzable
Tue Aug 30, 2011 12:17 pm
Forum: General
Topic: Buttsex.
Replies: 14
Views: 15786

Re: Buttsex.

You entice me with buttsex and kill my chubb with whiny bitchings...
you should rename the podcast to 'Bone Slayer'
by futzable
Fri Aug 19, 2011 7:38 am
Forum: Introduce Your Bad Self
Topic: This is me
Replies: 16
Views: 26660

Re: This is me

You can stick to inflatable sheep. I do not think there are people on the forum into that, though bro-scro is always up for debate. As for looking at women, I can kinda understand, at times it might be a safer option. If I could talk to women, I probably wouldn't need the sheep... (have I ran this ...