Bone's Lair

He has a huge cock. On a shelf in his bedroom. Right. I've already admitted to the micropeen. This doesn't change the fact that JC's cock is so much smaller than mine that he has to hire a scanning electron microscope to verify that there's actually a cock and not a very small clitoris in his pubic...

I can think of a couple of questions... What is the creepiest thing you've ever encountered, in person? Does R. Kelly really spend his summer running around the beach looking for kids with jellyfish stings? And is this going to wind up becoming a fitness craze and/or spectator sport? Japan, and the ...

ExProJailbait wrote:

Bro-Scro wrote:fine i'll pee in your shoes....

I doubt you can without the help of a microscope and some extra fine tweezers.

Best burn I've read all day!

Bro-Scro wrote:what the fuck is owling?

The absolute best way to take a dump.

Also, this:

SociallyUnacceptable wrote:Behold, a true wall of dick!

Looks like someone one-upped you.

J.C. wrote:

Omicron Nexus wrote:Fuck yea. My name was mentioned. I'm gonna be unabashedly forcing all of my friends to listen to this episode now.

rock. That's the idea. rock. shove it down their throats like it was Napoleon's syphilitic cock.

FTFY.

ExProJailbait wrote:

J.C. wrote:

ExProJailbait wrote:Wtf how come bro-scro gets to be someone and I get left out?

No one in that movie had tits. *fact*

-cough- I don't have tits.
I was recently accused of having fake tits. Lmao.

How does one respond to that? Via flashing?

They've went and proven a pet theory of mine.

J.C. wrote:

RayWen wrote:Just wanted you to know, JC.
The "milk model" loves your reaction to the photo.

Time to crate: 6 days.

If you were a video game, you would be epic.

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