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by DarkVader
Fri Apr 02, 2021 1:41 am
Forum: General
Topic: Server upgrades - and downtime.
Replies: 1
Views: 6993

Re: Server upgrades - and downtime.

So, remember when I said "in the next month"?

As it turns out, I lied. I lied way, way more than I thought I would.

Anyway, there wasn't much downtime. And it's finally done.

Enjoy.
by DarkVader
Mon May 29, 2017 7:42 pm
Forum: General
Topic: Server upgrades - and downtime.
Replies: 1
Views: 6993

Server upgrades - and downtime.

Just wanted to let everybody know, there are some server upgrades coming soon. No, that doesn't mean Bone's Lair is getting any new and exciting functionality, sorry. It just means that the hardware this forum is running on is old and needs to be replaced. And sadly, because BL is a low-priority ser...
by DarkVader
Thu Sep 13, 2012 9:46 am
Forum: General
Topic: Am I too late?
Replies: 5
Views: 7887

Re: Am I too late?

TorresLLNM wrote:... To save the forums?

-sadface-
Generally once the question has been asked, you're too late.

But there's always hope.
by DarkVader
Sun Jul 01, 2012 9:22 pm
Forum: General
Topic: Green Lantern...
Replies: 4
Views: 5855

Re: Green Lantern...

One green lantern in an alternative universe comic that in no way shape or form has anything to do with the actual story is gay as a cop in over marvel's gay wedding this month and every "i think I'm clever" fucker on earth has bombed me with this shit. I'm going back to making fun of tha...
by DarkVader
Tue May 22, 2012 1:32 pm
Forum: General
Topic: R.I.P forums?
Replies: 18
Views: 26934

Re: R.I.P forums?

Not a clue.

I see about 10 new accounts sign up every week, and I delete almost all of them because they're spammers. I'm about half tempted to let a few through, perhaps a few viagra and bigger boobs ads would liven the place up.
by DarkVader
Mon Apr 02, 2012 1:15 pm
Forum: General
Topic: Do you remember...
Replies: 20
Views: 14421

Re: Do you remember...

Well it's like this. Listening to JC after 7 years, you just can't drown him out or ignore him. His intense high pitched speech patterns are reminiscent of a monkey screeching. Also, being the walking talking erection he is, you know, one giant prick... You just mash that all together and you get a...
by DarkVader
Mon Apr 02, 2012 1:11 pm
Forum: General
Topic: Collection for JC
Replies: 5
Views: 7751

Collection for JC

So, it was mentioned in another topic that there's a possibility of JC spawning. Until now, the thought had been too horrific to contemplate, but now that it's in my head, I feel we all owe the world enough to do something about it. So, I suggest we begin taking up a collection to have JC sterilized...
by DarkVader
Wed Sep 14, 2011 2:57 pm
Forum: General
Topic: Bone's Lair is returning soon
Replies: 4
Views: 4862

Re: Bone's Lair is returning soon

Bone wrote:Why do I feel we just showed up on a box of Wheaties?
It's not that you showed up on a box of Wheaties. It's that we're going to have a "shove a box of Wheaties up JC's ass" party later.

Everybody's invited!
by DarkVader
Thu Sep 01, 2011 2:15 pm
Forum: General
Topic: Elder Goth
Replies: 3
Views: 4682

Re: Elder Goth

RayWen wrote:I believe she is the oldest we know.
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And THAT would be the definitive answer on goth expiration dates.

I carded her once. I'm still not sure I believe the date on her ID. But yeah, she's not in her mid 20s, even though she looks it.
by DarkVader
Fri Aug 19, 2011 2:04 pm
Forum: JC's Hate Mail
Topic: I HATE THE FACT THAT JC
Replies: 57
Views: 47558

Re: I HATE THE FACT THAT JC

Are women known to use double headed dildos? I was unaware. My first knowledge that such a thing existed was in that ass to ass scene in Requiem for a Dream. Which was disturbing. I'm sure you delinquents adored it. Yeah, women are known to use them. I've seen (in person) one used for DP. And I'm n...