Expro's tips for not scaring away women.

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I think I will put a tiny camera and mic in my cleavage to record some of the odd ways I get hit on in NYC it is creepy yet hilarious.
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wow...i get laid more than expro and booze usually isnt involved...
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Bro-Scro wrote:wow...i get laid more than expro and booze usually isnt involved...
That may be true, though partially of my own volition.
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you cant just make up bullshit words and expect me to figure out what they mean...shit dont happen that way...
My right hand holds a vile of trainqualizers
My left hand holds a loaded .38
I've got a young girl who's anticipating romance
And now the only little love that's left is a loaded gun
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Bro-Scro wrote:you cant just make up bullshit words and expect me to figure out what they mean...shit dont happen that way...
I didn't make up any words. Can't help it if you are special.
Difference between porn store and sex shop:
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ugliestever wrote:I vote that you take a road trip to TN and sit on JC's face to forget about all your worries.
We'll raise you (at least) two hot women and an Hitachi.
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RayWen wrote:
ugliestever wrote:I vote that you take a road trip to TN and sit on JC's face to forget about all your worries.
We'll raise you (at least) two hot women and an Hitachi.
The two hot women and a Hitachi sound a lot more tempting.
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Sex is what you do with your socially awkward partner, porn is what better looking people (than you) get payed to do.
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Bro-Scro wrote:i wasted 5 minutes of my life realizing this thread is "dont act like ewok"
I'm sorry, but he gets a ewok-sized bucket of win for this.
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TorresLLNM wrote:
Bro-Scro wrote:i wasted 5 minutes of my life realizing this thread is "dont act like ewok"
I'm sorry, but he gets a ewok-sized bucket of win for this.
Question how large would that bucket of win be? In human measurements if possible.
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ExPro wrote:
TorresLLNM wrote:
Bro-Scro wrote:i wasted 5 minutes of my life realizing this thread is "dont act like ewok"
I'm sorry, but he gets a ewok-sized bucket of win for this.
Question how large would that bucket of win be? In human measurements if possible.
The size of approximately 1 chicken McNugget.
Too weird to live, too rare to die.
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