Expro's tips for not scaring away women.

[ExPro]

So I gathered this from my journey through the single life. Basically my dates and what not. Just a simple 10 hints tell me if you agree.

1. Do not tell a female that just rejected you that you slept with 2 30 year old women recently and brag on and on about your imaginary sexual escapades, it will not change her mind.
2. If you are a male do not look at photos of other naked males on your phone durring a date.
3.Sending a woman a huge text about how much you want to "fuck" her right after she tells you that she finds your company nauseating is also a bad idea.
4. Telling a woman you are on a date with that you are "kinda married" but it is "no big" is just another way to look like an asshole.
5. Explaining to a female that you like her "breeding" makes you sound like you are trying to buy an overpriced dog. And is just creepy.
6.Crying while clinging to a female for hours on end is also not the manliest presentation of self especially when said female wants nothing to do with you.
7. Going on and on about your hatred of women on a date due to your exgf might also be a bad approach.
8. Going through your date's belongings while she uses the lady's room is also a bad idea, she will notice how creepy of a fucker you are.
9. There is no "let's have sex one last time" chances are if you got dumped there will be no more sex.
10. When someone tells you that you are being creepy and scaring them do not try to text their friends and family, or blackmail or try to guilt them into taking you back. Just fuck off.

[ExPro]

Doing the opposite of said advice will likely result in you getting your number blocked from the female's phone as well as betting blocked on any and all social network known to man by said female.

[ninja999]

seriously, what kind of fucking creepy pussy ass dudes live in New York. that's fucked up

[ExPro]

seriously, what kind of fucking creepy pussy ass dudes live in New York. that's fucked up

Well most of those are from my ex.
When I jokingly tell some of my friends about the texts he sends me they think he is insane.
Luckily I had his number blocked by att. I guess I am just a fly paper for freaks.

[ExPro]

I'd post some of the more recent insanity on here but it is a douche move on my end and I doubt anyone cares.

[ugliestever]

Wow, and i thought I had trouble dating. If someone as great looking as you keeps running into losers, I guess there's no hope for me!

I vote that you take a road trip to TN and sit on JC's face to forget about all your worries.

[ExPro]

Wow, and i thought I had trouble dating. If someone as great looking as you keeps running into losers, I guess there's no hope for me!

I vote that you take a road trip to TN and sit on JC's face to forget about all your worries.

Haha I think I am pretty average looking to be honest.
I used to think I was horribly unattractive as most women in Ukraine are super fucking thin, and then I came to like myself with curves, I like my curves. That is one of the reasons I think everyone is beautiful in some way. As for the men I attract, don't get me started. My sister and I are under the impression that my ex might turn into a rapist one day since he has made the threat and is just super creepy.
As for the trip to Knoxville, I was just there a little while ago annoying the fuck out of Bone and JC.
So I will not be there for a while as they might be sick of me already, Though mainly it's because I do not like to be outside when it is cold, let alone travel.

[J.C.]

I vote that you take a road trip to TN and sit on JC's face to forget about all your worries.

I love our audience.

[Bro-Scro]

i wasted 5 minutes of my life realizing this thread is "dont act like ewok"

[ExPro]

i wasted 5 minutes of my life realizing this thread is "dont act like ewok"

Well it was more like "don'r act like my ex or the men I went on a few first dates with"