10 people online...
10 people online...
10 guests, and one registered member...i'm betting one is arkady...who are the other 9? Really folks log in and join the insanity
My right hand holds a vile of trainqualizers
My left hand holds a loaded .38
I've got a young girl who's anticipating romance
And now the only little love that's left is a loaded gun
My left hand holds a loaded .38
I've got a young girl who's anticipating romance
And now the only little love that's left is a loaded gun
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Re: 10 people online...
They are probably scared of you ...
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Re: 10 people online...
Nonsense... they can't be scared of him until he tries to start stalking them.ugliestever wrote:They are probably scared of you ...
"You don't play in garbage chutes!"
"Well, I did do a fair amount of dumpster diving as a kid..."
"That must be why you like it back door... you're like a dirty cabbage patch kid!"
"Well, I did do a fair amount of dumpster diving as a kid..."
"That must be why you like it back door... you're like a dirty cabbage patch kid!"
Re: 10 people online...
stalking really isnt a big deal until i whip my ewok pecker out and start jerking it like a monkey outside their bedroom window
My right hand holds a vile of trainqualizers
My left hand holds a loaded .38
I've got a young girl who's anticipating romance
And now the only little love that's left is a loaded gun
My left hand holds a loaded .38
I've got a young girl who's anticipating romance
And now the only little love that's left is a loaded gun
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Re: 10 people online...
I could see where that might scare someone without chutzpah...Bro-Scro wrote:stalking really isnt a big deal until i whip my ewok pecker out and start jerking it like a monkey outside their bedroom window
"You don't play in garbage chutes!"
"Well, I did do a fair amount of dumpster diving as a kid..."
"That must be why you like it back door... you're like a dirty cabbage patch kid!"
"Well, I did do a fair amount of dumpster diving as a kid..."
"That must be why you like it back door... you're like a dirty cabbage patch kid!"
Re: 10 people online...
I am so happy I live on a fairly high level so that I may never wake up to an ewok jerking his micro-dick
Difference between porn store and sex shop:
Sex is what you do with your socially awkward partner, porn is what better looking people (than you) get payed to do.
TSA= Touching Someone's Ass
Sex is what you do with your socially awkward partner, porn is what better looking people (than you) get payed to do.
TSA= Touching Someone's Ass
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Re: 10 people online...
Never say never... I'm sure he could come up with ways...ExPro wrote:I am so happy I live on a fairly high level so that I may never wake up to an ewok jerking his micro-dick
"You don't play in garbage chutes!"
"Well, I did do a fair amount of dumpster diving as a kid..."
"That must be why you like it back door... you're like a dirty cabbage patch kid!"
"Well, I did do a fair amount of dumpster diving as a kid..."
"That must be why you like it back door... you're like a dirty cabbage patch kid!"
Re: 10 people online...
Oh I hope he does, that way I will be able to watch him fall down 8 floors.DirtyCabbagePatchKid wrote:Never say never... I'm sure he could come up with ways...ExPro wrote:I am so happy I live on a fairly high level so that I may never wake up to an ewok jerking his micro-dick
Difference between porn store and sex shop:
Sex is what you do with your socially awkward partner, porn is what better looking people (than you) get payed to do.
TSA= Touching Someone's Ass
Sex is what you do with your socially awkward partner, porn is what better looking people (than you) get payed to do.
TSA= Touching Someone's Ass
Re: 10 people online...
Lube makes the tweezers slip and that could put an eye out. Keep the window closed for safety.Bro-Scro wrote:stalking really isnt a big deal until i whip my ewok pecker out and start jerking it like a monkey outside their bedroom window