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Bro-Scro
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Post by Bro-Scro »

10 guests, and one registered member...i'm betting one is arkady...who are the other 9? Really folks log in and join the insanity
My right hand holds a vile of trainqualizers
My left hand holds a loaded .38
I've got a young girl who's anticipating romance
And now the only little love that's left is a loaded gun
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ugliestever
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They are probably scared of you ...
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DirtyCabbagePatchKid
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Post by DirtyCabbagePatchKid »

ugliestever wrote:They are probably scared of you ...
Nonsense... they can't be scared of him until he tries to start stalking them.
"You don't play in garbage chutes!"
"Well, I did do a fair amount of dumpster diving as a kid..."
"That must be why you like it back door... you're like a dirty cabbage patch kid!"
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Bro-Scro
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Re: 10 people online...

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stalking really isnt a big deal until i whip my ewok pecker out and start jerking it like a monkey outside their bedroom window
My right hand holds a vile of trainqualizers
My left hand holds a loaded .38
I've got a young girl who's anticipating romance
And now the only little love that's left is a loaded gun
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DirtyCabbagePatchKid
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Re: 10 people online...

Post by DirtyCabbagePatchKid »

Bro-Scro wrote:stalking really isnt a big deal until i whip my ewok pecker out and start jerking it like a monkey outside their bedroom window
I could see where that might scare someone without chutzpah...
"You don't play in garbage chutes!"
"Well, I did do a fair amount of dumpster diving as a kid..."
"That must be why you like it back door... you're like a dirty cabbage patch kid!"
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ExPro
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Location: Buttfuck, New York

Re: 10 people online...

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I am so happy I live on a fairly high level so that I may never wake up to an ewok jerking his micro-dick
Difference between porn store and sex shop:
Sex is what you do with your socially awkward partner, porn is what better looking people (than you) get payed to do.
TSA= Touching Someone's Ass
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DirtyCabbagePatchKid
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Post by DirtyCabbagePatchKid »

ExPro wrote:I am so happy I live on a fairly high level so that I may never wake up to an ewok jerking his micro-dick
Never say never... I'm sure he could come up with ways...
"You don't play in garbage chutes!"
"Well, I did do a fair amount of dumpster diving as a kid..."
"That must be why you like it back door... you're like a dirty cabbage patch kid!"
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ExPro
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Location: Buttfuck, New York

Re: 10 people online...

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DirtyCabbagePatchKid wrote:
ExPro wrote:I am so happy I live on a fairly high level so that I may never wake up to an ewok jerking his micro-dick
Never say never... I'm sure he could come up with ways...
Oh I hope he does, that way I will be able to watch him fall down 8 floors.
Difference between porn store and sex shop:
Sex is what you do with your socially awkward partner, porn is what better looking people (than you) get payed to do.
TSA= Touching Someone's Ass
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RayWen
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Re: 10 people online...

Post by RayWen »

Bro-Scro wrote:stalking really isnt a big deal until i whip my ewok pecker out and start jerking it like a monkey outside their bedroom window
Lube makes the tweezers slip and that could put an eye out. Keep the window closed for safety.
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