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WTF clothing stores?!?

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So I have recently gone shopping with some friends and during this trip I noticed something that irritated me to no end.
All the clothes are made for these tiny women with no tits. I have fairly large hips, a small waist line, and some pretty hefty tits as most of you have already noticed from my attention/camera whoring that I shared with the forum. So how come clothing is not made for real women?
This is why I want a fucking breast reduction, normally I am a size small but then I have to buy a large to fit my tits in, and even then I cannot fucking breathe. And then I see these women with bodies like those of 12 year old asian boys wearing all these clothes that my tits simply cannot fit into. It is frustrating and I know none of you give a shit but I just felt the need to rant. It is infuriating that the standards of beauty and norm have sunk so low. Especially in NYC (the shit hole I call home) women are no longer considered beautiful by the femininity of their appearance, or by elegance or just flat out the beauty of their faces. Now it is all about how thin a woman is. Like this girl who is about 5'11 and weighs like 100 pounds is considered gorgeous whereas I think she just looks unhealthy. What happened to the world?!! Just honestly, what the fuck people?!
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I quit reading at breast reduction
That's a slap in God's face.
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J.C. wrote:I quit reading at breast reduction
That's a slap in God's face.
Well if god wasn't being a dick and make em stop growing we would have no problems. Or better yet if there was clothing for normal women with extra tit space.
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ExPro wrote:So I have recently gone shopping with some friends and during this trip I noticed something that irritated me to no end.
All the clothes are made for these tiny women with no tits. I have fairly large hips, a small waist line, and some pretty hefty tits as most of you have already noticed from my attention/camera whoring that I shared with the forum. So how come clothing is not made for real women?
This is why I want a fucking breast reduction, normally I am a size small but then I have to buy a large to fit my tits in, and even then I cannot fucking breathe. And then I see these women with bodies like those of 12 year old asian boys wearing all these clothes that my tits simply cannot fit into. It is frustrating and I know none of you give a shit but I just felt the need to rant. It is infuriating that the standards of beauty and norm have sunk so low. Especially in NYC (the shit hole I call home) women are no longer considered beautiful by the femininity of their appearance, or by elegance or just flat out the beauty of their faces. Now it is all about how thin a woman is. Like this girl who is about 5'11 and weighs like 100 pounds is considered gorgeous whereas I think she just looks unhealthy. What happened to the world?!! Just honestly, what the fuck people?!
#hotwhitegirlproblems..


It's sad how society has literally reversed it's preferences over the past century or so. It used to be that if you had curves and were pale, you were the hottest thing on earth. Now it's all about how skinny and tan you can be.

I don't get it...
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you want what you cant have....and we've got more fat people than we did then..
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TorresLLNM wrote:
ExPro wrote:So I have recently gone shopping with some friends and during this trip I noticed something that irritated me to no end.
All the clothes are made for these tiny women with no tits. I have fairly large hips, a small waist line, and some pretty hefty tits as most of you have already noticed from my attention/camera whoring that I shared with the forum. So how come clothing is not made for real women?
This is why I want a fucking breast reduction, normally I am a size small but then I have to buy a large to fit my tits in, and even then I cannot fucking breathe. And then I see these women with bodies like those of 12 year old asian boys wearing all these clothes that my tits simply cannot fit into. It is frustrating and I know none of you give a shit but I just felt the need to rant. It is infuriating that the standards of beauty and norm have sunk so low. Especially in NYC (the shit hole I call home) women are no longer considered beautiful by the femininity of their appearance, or by elegance or just flat out the beauty of their faces. Now it is all about how thin a woman is. Like this girl who is about 5'11 and weighs like 100 pounds is considered gorgeous whereas I think she just looks unhealthy. What happened to the world?!! Just honestly, what the fuck people?!
#hotwhitegirlproblems..


It's sad how society has literally reversed it's preferences over the past century or so. It used to be that if you had curves and were pale, you were the hottest thing on earth. Now it's all about how skinny and tan you can be.

I don't get it...
For once I agree with you. This is one of the reasons I loved being in China, there was no adds for fucking self tanner and all that other bullshit. All beauty adds were centered around pale skin. It was lovely.
In NYC it is pretty bad how skinny these women are. They might as well go buy children's clothes. Scary shit man.
Difference between porn store and sex shop:
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TorresLLNM wrote: #hotwhitegirlproblems..
BEST. HASHTAG. EVER.
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Sweetie, you've seen me. My boobs are a full B, small C and I have clothes my boobs don't wanna fit into.

There are stores that are made for women over the age of 12. They are just few and far between.

Btw, I only recommend breast reduction if they are causing health issues. You will regret it if it's for superficial reasons.

Also, is there a transfer option? I'll take some of yours. RECYCLING SAVES THE PLANET. :lol:
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ExPro wrote:For once I agree with you. This is one of the reasons I loved being in China, there was no adds for fucking self tanner and all that other bullshit. All beauty adds were centered around pale skin. It was lovely.
In NYC it is pretty bad how skinny these women are. They might as well go buy children's clothes. Scary shit man.
I'm not always as look as I dumb.

I seriously do not get the appeal of getting it on with a girl who's built like JC. I like a chick with shit you can grab on to and whatnot. If I ever got with one of those model chicks, I'd be afraid of breaking her. Eww, boniness..
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TorresLLNM wrote:
ExPro wrote:For once I agree with you. This is one of the reasons I loved being in China, there was no adds for fucking self tanner and all that other bullshit. All beauty adds were centered around pale skin. It was lovely.
In NYC it is pretty bad how skinny these women are. They might as well go buy children's clothes. Scary shit man.
I'm not always as look as I dumb.

I seriously do not get the appeal of getting it on with a girl who's built like JC. I like a chick with shit you can grab on to and whatnot. If I ever got with one of those model chicks, I'd be afraid of breaking her. Eww, boniness..

Thus why I no longer date women btw. Almost all girls in NYC are a very unhealthy skinny and it freaks me out. They are either scary thin or way too large. By way too large I mean large enough to have health problems. I just think it is ridiculous the shit these women do. Whats worse is this fake tan bullshit. What the fuck? What is attractive about looking like you got dropped into a bag of cheetos??
I miss the time when women looked like women and men looked like men. Instead od men we now have a bunch of these skinny as fuck 6 foot tall under 120 pound motherfuckers. They bitch more than pregnant women.
-sigh- sometimes k really fucking hate NYC.
Difference between porn store and sex shop:
Sex is what you do with your socially awkward partner, porn is what better looking people (than you) get payed to do.
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