Ep#073 - Get a Career
Re: Ep#073 - Get a Career
dont ask him that, he might fucking do it!
My right hand holds a vile of trainqualizers
My left hand holds a loaded .38
I've got a young girl who's anticipating romance
And now the only little love that's left is a loaded gun
My left hand holds a loaded .38
I've got a young girl who's anticipating romance
And now the only little love that's left is a loaded gun
Re: Ep#073 - Get a Career
It's kind of a complulsion.ExPro wrote:You want to measure the Ewok cock? Why?
It's not that I want to know the length and girth of every other guy's dick... it's that I just get really curious about these things. Which has led to some unintentionally homoerotic situations.
I am considering putting them all into a book.
Ideas for a title?
Re: Ep#073 - Get a Career
"My Strange Life"futzable wrote:It's kind of a complulsion.ExPro wrote:You want to measure the Ewok cock? Why?
It's not that I want to know the length and girth of every other guy's dick... it's that I just get really curious about these things. Which has led to some unintentionally homoerotic situations.
I am considering putting them all into a book.
Ideas for a title?
I would read that book in a heartbeat. lmao
Difference between porn store and sex shop:
Sex is what you do with your socially awkward partner, porn is what better looking people (than you) get payed to do.
TSA= Touching Someone's Ass
Sex is what you do with your socially awkward partner, porn is what better looking people (than you) get payed to do.
TSA= Touching Someone's Ass
Re: Ep#073 - Get a Career
Heh. You've met me. You've seen (mostly) how strange it can get.ExPro wrote:"My Strange Life"
I would read that book in a heartbeat. lmao
Re: Ep#073 - Get a Career
i think if you listen to this podcast chances are you have a pretty fucked up life....just sayin
My right hand holds a vile of trainqualizers
My left hand holds a loaded .38
I've got a young girl who's anticipating romance
And now the only little love that's left is a loaded gun
My left hand holds a loaded .38
I've got a young girl who's anticipating romance
And now the only little love that's left is a loaded gun
Re: Ep#073 - Get a Career
I think you are as normal as they get to be honest.futzable wrote:Heh. You've met me. You've seen (mostly) how strange it can get.ExPro wrote:"My Strange Life"
I would read that book in a heartbeat. lmao
Difference between porn store and sex shop:
Sex is what you do with your socially awkward partner, porn is what better looking people (than you) get payed to do.
TSA= Touching Someone's Ass
Sex is what you do with your socially awkward partner, porn is what better looking people (than you) get payed to do.
TSA= Touching Someone's Ass
Re: Ep#073 - Get a Career
Spend more time with him. The jokes he's telling on stage if you transcribe them are pretty fucked up man.
Don't play the drinking game. We are NOT responsible for any accidents, dumpings, divorces, or firings that occur over the substance abuse cause by our show.
"JC drunk is like 'hey lets hand this random guy a shotgun and see what happens'"
"JC drunk is like 'hey lets hand this random guy a shotgun and see what happens'"
Re: Ep#073 - Get a Career
Awesome!!J.C. wrote:Spend more time with him. The jokes he's telling on stage if you transcribe them are pretty fucked up man.
Difference between porn store and sex shop:
Sex is what you do with your socially awkward partner, porn is what better looking people (than you) get payed to do.
TSA= Touching Someone's Ass
Sex is what you do with your socially awkward partner, porn is what better looking people (than you) get payed to do.
TSA= Touching Someone's Ass