ADVENTURES WITH J.C.
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Tell ya what ExPro, if you are ever in town there are a couple places I can get you into because you have a vagina. & they won't even make you prove that! Promise.
No one will know I put your lady cha cha on your face.
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Well, now that I know how this game works, im gonna start demanding proof from all suspected women, just to be sure...
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Cant wait to see how the pics turned out...
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I think bro-scro tried asking me for proof once.SociallyUnacceptable wrote:Well, now that I know how this game works, im gonna start demanding proof from all suspected women, just to be sure...
I think that is the lamest excuse to see some vag. Either way not gonna happen.
Difference between porn store and sex shop:
Sex is what you do with your socially awkward partner, porn is what better looking people (than you) get payed to do.
TSA= Touching Someone's Ass
Sex is what you do with your socially awkward partner, porn is what better looking people (than you) get payed to do.
TSA= Touching Someone's Ass
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Im just speaking un general. You just cant fake epic tits
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meh i asked for proof but i really didnt care, the only time it matters is right before i get laid...up until that moment you are just a cool dude with big tits
My right hand holds a vile of trainqualizers
My left hand holds a loaded .38
I've got a young girl who's anticipating romance
And now the only little love that's left is a loaded gun
My left hand holds a loaded .38
I've got a young girl who's anticipating romance
And now the only little love that's left is a loaded gun
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See he still thinks I'm a guy.Bro-Scro wrote:meh i asked for proof but i really didnt care, the only time it matters is right before i get laid...up until that moment you are just a cool dude with big tits
Difference between porn store and sex shop:
Sex is what you do with your socially awkward partner, porn is what better looking people (than you) get payed to do.
TSA= Touching Someone's Ass
Sex is what you do with your socially awkward partner, porn is what better looking people (than you) get payed to do.
TSA= Touching Someone's Ass
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Now, now, I do karaoke on occasion...
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No one is putting down karaoke.... Just sayin' we're not gonna consider you a professional musician for doing it, is all.SociallyUnacceptable wrote:Now, now, I do karaoke on occasion...
Too weird to live, too rare to die.
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Karoke was discussed on the current show. Waiting on the posting.
Don't play the drinking game. We are NOT responsible for any accidents, dumpings, divorces, or firings that occur over the substance abuse cause by our show.
"JC drunk is like 'hey lets hand this random guy a shotgun and see what happens'"
"JC drunk is like 'hey lets hand this random guy a shotgun and see what happens'"