I completely agree with that.ninja999 wrote:any one going to someones house and not going to a legit shop with real artist deserves a giant cock tattoo.
Ep#057 - Look How Big It Is
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Difference between porn store and sex shop:
Sex is what you do with your socially awkward partner, porn is what better looking people (than you) get payed to do.
TSA= Touching Someone's Ass
Sex is what you do with your socially awkward partner, porn is what better looking people (than you) get payed to do.
TSA= Touching Someone's Ass
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of course it does provide some job security fixing all these scratcher fuck ups.
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That's the american way.ninja999 wrote:of course it does provide some job security fixing all these scratcher fuck ups.
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I got a tattoo from an ex-con who happened to be sleep deprived, suffering from a toothache, treating it with painkillers and cheap tequila, and dealing a mysterious white powder substance just before doing my tattoo.... It didn't come out so bad, considering the circumstances. I like it.
is there a cock in it somewhere?
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Nope.Bro-Scro wrote:is there a cock in it somewhere?
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And you were soooo disappointed it was only a tattoo.angry ewok-micro Scro wrote:...then its "hey wanna see my dick?" and boom off go the pants
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not really cause she still let me put it in her butt....
My right hand holds a vile of trainqualizers
My left hand holds a loaded .38
I've got a young girl who's anticipating romance
And now the only little love that's left is a loaded gun
My left hand holds a loaded .38
I've got a young girl who's anticipating romance
And now the only little love that's left is a loaded gun
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You put a tattoo in her butt?angry ewok-micro Scro wrote:not really cause she still let me put it in her butt....
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i could fucking go off for hours on the number of things wrong with going to someones house for a tattoo. but i won't. if you did, go get yourself tested for any number of diseases you might have gotten and get a fucking tetnis(spelled wrong) shot.
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Lol so as long as the guy actually rents/buys his space from some seedy strip mall, it's legit?ninja999 wrote:i could fucking go off for hours on the number of things wrong with going to someones house for a tattoo. but i won't. if you did, go get yourself tested for any number of diseases you might have gotten and get a fucking tetnis(spelled wrong) shot.
The dude was in the process of building his studio (he worked in construction also) and he disinfected the shit out of everything. Wore gloves, opened the needles in front of us (my girlfriend got one too.. did I mention he was her cousin?), used brand new ink, etc.
Dude's a bit of a clean freak actually.
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