I Am Captain Awesome

[Bro-Scro]

its more like paying tribute to my cock for his ability to fuck women...

[Captain Awesome]

much thanks.

to answer bro-scro:
i most like miniguns,bolt-action snipers and 50 cal. desert eagles.
and regarding the viking ship on block . . . i don't know what the fuck you are talking about.

[Bro-Scro]

ok every country has rednecks....its a scientific fact...in america, we drive cars, and when a car breaks down, you put it up on concrete blocks in your front/back/side yard...

this is an example...


in your country, you drive viking ships, which means since you have rednecks, that it must come to pass that somewhere in your great land you have a viking ship up on blocks...

[TorresLLNM]

its more like paying tribute to my cock for his ability to fuck women...

That's like paying tribute to our current nuclear weapons for their ability to fuck/kill a bunch of people at once....


They have the ability, but they never do.

[Bro-Scro]

twice....they did it twice you son of a bitch...and both times it happened it was EPIC

[TorresLLNM]

twice....they did it twice you son of a bitch...and both times it happened it was EPIC

I said our CURRENT NUCLEAR weapons.

[Bro-Scro]

yea? well ive still boned more bitches than you....so it may not be nuclear...it may only be a daisy cutter, its all about placement for maximum effect

[Captain Awesome]

in your country, you drive viking ships, which means since you have rednecks, that it must come to pass that somewhere in your great land you have a viking ship up on blocks...

i see one on every street corner.it annoys me after i've been sharpening my battleaxe and hunted polarbears in the street.

[Bro-Scro]

you must think i'm a fucking idiot...you guys dont have polar bears...the eskimos killed them all in an effort to use their skin so that palin could sail to russia in a skin boat and kick the shit out of those god damned communists single handedly

[Captain Awesome]

pfh eskimos . . . there is no such thing.thats just an urban legend.
and id like to see palin fight a hind battle helicopter with her shotgun.that'd be EPIC.