Bro-Scro wrote:maybe if i shaved my nipples/chest...
No.
Second thought.... No!
Still No.
Difference between porn store and sex shop:
Sex is what you do with your socially awkward partner, porn is what better looking people (than you) get payed to do.
TSA= Touching Someone's Ass
you know it would be sexy with all that chest stubble coming in around my brand new purchase...
My right hand holds a vile of trainqualizers
My left hand holds a loaded .38
I've got a young girl who's anticipating romance
And now the only little love that's left is a loaded gun
Bro-Scro wrote:you know it would be sexy with all that chest stubble coming in around my brand new purchase...
I am sure your boyfriend would love it.
Difference between porn store and sex shop:
Sex is what you do with your socially awkward partner, porn is what better looking people (than you) get payed to do.
TSA= Touching Someone's Ass
My right hand holds a vile of trainqualizers
My left hand holds a loaded .38
I've got a young girl who's anticipating romance
And now the only little love that's left is a loaded gun
Bro-Scro wrote:booger? is that seriously the best you can do?
I'm talking shit about your girl because A) she claims she is female and B) she posts on the internet...which means she is a dude...pick your poison home skillet
Yeah, I gotta admit. That was the best I can do. When I typed that, I was in a library that was showing one of the twilight movies. There were squealing country tweeners in one ear and squealing country housemoms in the other.
So sue me.
(Just so everyone knows, I'm not taking any of this seriously.)
Why were you watching twilight dude?
I think for a guy to watch twilight is like castrating one's self.
Difference between porn store and sex shop:
Sex is what you do with your socially awkward partner, porn is what better looking people (than you) get payed to do.
TSA= Touching Someone's Ass
Bro-Scro wrote:booger? is that seriously the best you can do?
I'm talking shit about your girl because A) she claims she is female and B) she posts on the internet...which means she is a dude...pick your poison home skillet
Yeah, I gotta admit. That was the best I can do. When I typed that, I was in a library that was showing one of the twilight movies. There were squealing country tweeners in one ear and squealing country housemoms in the other.
So sue me.
(Just so everyone knows, I'm not taking any of this seriously.)
WTF, why were you in a library when they are showing twilight??
I am seriously concerned for you right now
Democracy is two wolves and a lamb voting on what to have for lunch.
Liberty is a well-armed lamb contesting the vote! - Benjamin Franklin
TorresLLNM wrote:WTF, why were you in a library when they are showing twilight??
I am seriously concerned for you right now
I didn't know. I went to the library to use the interwebz. And happened to see a dog outside crying in pain from the high-pitched squeals of glee coming from the "theater room" of the library. That's when I saw the poster on the wall for the twilight screenings.