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I've got two dicks.
Posted: Tue Jun 15, 2010 10:48 pm
by J.C.
Finally the second one started growing in today. Fuck. I've felt so fucking weird being a one dicked freak all these years.
Thanks for not making fun of me too hard over the years we've had this show for being a one cocked freak
Re: I've got two dicks.
Posted: Tue Jun 15, 2010 10:49 pm
by ExPro
J.C. wrote:Finally the second one started growing in today. Fuck. I've felt so fucking weird being a one dicked freak all these years.
Thanks for not making fun of me too hard over the years we've had this show for being a one cocked freak
Say what now?
Re: I've got two dicks.
Posted: Tue Jun 15, 2010 10:50 pm
by Bone
J.C. wrote:Finally the second one started growing in today. Fuck. I've felt so fucking weird being a one dicked freak all these years.
Thanks for not making fun of me too hard over the years we've had this show for being a one cocked freak
Dude.... thats a wart
Re: I've got two dicks.
Posted: Tue Jun 15, 2010 10:51 pm
by ExPro
Did you touch Bridget the Midget.
Because that would explain it.
Re: I've got two dicks.
Posted: Tue Jun 15, 2010 10:53 pm
by J.C.
Bone wrote:J.C. wrote:Finally the second one started growing in today. Fuck. I've felt so fucking weird being a one dicked freak all these years.
Thanks for not making fun of me too hard over the years we've had this show for being a one cocked freak
Dude.... thats a wart
Dude, its got foreskin and ejaculates.I am not gonna get it circumcised. I'm already cut. This way I'm giving bitches options. Besides everyone knows I only get warts in my ass about 6 inches deep, but I really needed a permanent spot on this show.
Re: I've got two dicks.
Posted: Tue Jun 15, 2010 10:54 pm
by J.C.
ExProJailbait wrote:Did you touch Bridget the Midget.
Because that would explain it.
If i touched Bridget I woulda posted pics by now. Thumbnails really, but taking pics of fucking a midget is like taking a pic of someone holding luggage. Naked luggage. With tits and a vagina. That you can fuck.
Re: I've got two dicks.
Posted: Tue Jun 15, 2010 10:54 pm
by ExPro
How does that even happen?
Re: I've got two dicks.
Posted: Tue Jun 15, 2010 10:57 pm
by J.C.
ExProJailbait wrote:How does that even happen?
The penis stork rapes you in your sleep. Its second puberty and you get your second penis. Everyone knows this. God who on Earth would only want to have
one dick.
A girl's ass and vayjayjay are that close together for a reason. Its like plugging in a power cable into a socket. If you don't stick multiple things in them how do you keep them from running away?
Re: I've got two dicks.
Posted: Tue Jun 15, 2010 10:58 pm
by ExPro
J.C. wrote:ExProJailbait wrote:How does that even happen?
The penis stork rapes you in your sleep. Its second puberty and you get your second penis. Everyone knows this. God who on Earth would only want to have
one dick.
A girl's ass and vayjayjay are that close together for a reason. Its like plugging in a power cable into a socket. If you don't stick multiple things in them how do you keep them from running away?
Sounds more like a Chernobyl mutation.
Re: I've got two dicks.
Posted: Tue Jun 15, 2010 10:59 pm
by J.C.
All men have two dicks. That's what grandma told me.
Now I can pee while I'm baitin'.