This just in...
This just in...
Touchdown Jesus in Ohio was burned to the ground by lightning...i think god was saying "fuck your idolatry"
My right hand holds a vile of trainqualizers
My left hand holds a loaded .38
I've got a young girl who's anticipating romance
And now the only little love that's left is a loaded gun
My left hand holds a loaded .38
I've got a young girl who's anticipating romance
And now the only little love that's left is a loaded gun
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TorresLLNM
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Thomas Kinkade? Dude looks like he should be in miami at spring break judging a bikini/booty shake contest.
http://blogs.sacbee.com/crime/archives/ ... homas.html
Ozzy, Ozzy, Ozzy... Shit, they need to get a hold of Keith Richards when HE dies. Now THAT will be some interesting shit to go through.
http://www.abs-cbnnews.com/entertainmen ... y-osbourne
"My dog ate my CASH, man. I left it up on the table and the little mother-fucker ate it, man!"
http://content.usatoday.net/dist/custom ... 3193.story
http://blogs.sacbee.com/crime/archives/ ... homas.html
Ozzy, Ozzy, Ozzy... Shit, they need to get a hold of Keith Richards when HE dies. Now THAT will be some interesting shit to go through.
http://www.abs-cbnnews.com/entertainmen ... y-osbourne
"My dog ate my CASH, man. I left it up on the table and the little mother-fucker ate it, man!"
http://content.usatoday.net/dist/custom ... 3193.story
Too weird to live, too rare to die.
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TorresLLNM
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Too weird to live, too rare to die.