ExProJailbait wrote:I had a friend who worked in subway. After a few of his stories I do not go there anymore.
Oh jeez I once worked in a pharmacy and that is like a fucking he'll hole of stupidity.
At least while working as a waitress I could put eye drops into the waters of those that were assholes.
You do that too, huh?
I work at Kmart.
(Yes, Kmart still exists. They actually own sears now.)
Of course I do that. Fuckers deserve it.
What's even worse is when guys assume that I am nice to them not because it's my job but because they are so fucking irresistable and before long they ask what I am doing after work and what my number is. While I smile and try to resist the urge to say something that'll cost me my tip.
Difference between porn store and sex shop:
Sex is what you do with your socially awkward partner, porn is what better looking people (than you) get payed to do.
TSA= Touching Someone's Ass
ExProJailbait wrote:Of course I do that. Fuckers deserve it.
What's even worse is when guys assume that I am nice to them not because it's my job but because they are so fucking irresistable and before long they ask what I am doing after work and what my number is. While I smile and try to resist the urge to say something that'll cost me my tip.
Lol you ever see the movie called "Waiting" with Ryan Reynolds?
hey XPJ, whats your number and what are you doing after school tonight? I've got candy...
My right hand holds a vile of trainqualizers
My left hand holds a loaded .38
I've got a young girl who's anticipating romance
And now the only little love that's left is a loaded gun
ExProJailbait wrote:Of course I do that. Fuckers deserve it.
What's even worse is when guys assume that I am nice to them not because it's my job but because they are so fucking irresistable and before long they ask what I am doing after work and what my number is. While I smile and try to resist the urge to say something that'll cost me my tip.
Lol you ever see the movie called "Waiting" with Ryan Reynolds?
Yup. Its was gross but funny.
Difference between porn store and sex shop:
Sex is what you do with your socially awkward partner, porn is what better looking people (than you) get payed to do.
TSA= Touching Someone's Ass
Bro-Scro wrote:hey XPJ, whats your number and what are you doing after school tonight? I've got candy...
I've got brass knuckles and pepper spray...
Difference between porn store and sex shop:
Sex is what you do with your socially awkward partner, porn is what better looking people (than you) get payed to do.
TSA= Touching Someone's Ass
thats fine...you also look like you might weigh a buck 5....i'm not worried about the knucks...the pepper spray might suck, but thats ok...
My right hand holds a vile of trainqualizers
My left hand holds a loaded .38
I've got a young girl who's anticipating romance
And now the only little love that's left is a loaded gun
Bro-Scro wrote:thats fine...you also look like you might weigh a buck 5....i'm not worried about the knucks...the pepper spray might suck, but thats ok...
What does that mean? Weigh a buck 5?
Difference between porn store and sex shop:
Sex is what you do with your socially awkward partner, porn is what better looking people (than you) get payed to do.
TSA= Touching Someone's Ass
My right hand holds a vile of trainqualizers
My left hand holds a loaded .38
I've got a young girl who's anticipating romance
And now the only little love that's left is a loaded gun
Oh. Yeah not even close lmao.
But thank you? I guess.
Difference between porn store and sex shop:
Sex is what you do with your socially awkward partner, porn is what better looking people (than you) get payed to do.
TSA= Touching Someone's Ass
